Well that was a kick in the teeth and then some. Its a bit like every once in a while you find a golden egg. And when you bend down to pick up this golden egg someone comes behind you and kick you right up the arse! It also might’ve been the earliest I’ve ever returned home […]
I think it was the sniggering of the manager of Weatherspoons as the conversation descended into the realms of debauchery that finally had us reach our eventful end of another very long day in the pursuit of eternal happiness. I can’t really recall how we ended up discussing having ones nuts on a silver platter and […]
I can’t believe it, Didn’t see that one coming! For a considerable amount of time (about ten minutes) I had fretted over how I was going to start this edition of the blog. Was I going to mention some of the crazy birthday presents I received? Or was I going to name and shames those […]
One day, Maybe one day. We here at Gandermonium and in The Firm will get someone to video tape a whole day’s exploits on one of our booze cruises. Not just so we can pawn our wares out of a carrier bag or the back of a Ford Cortina like the dodgy diamond geezers were are. Or […]
Can’t believe it, we actually have a game! I like most people thought that once again thanks to the weather we would not be seeing the boys at home again until March. But lo and behold we’ve managed to appease the weather gods for at least five minutes and get some respite. So with the posh […]
Who would’ve thought that coming into February that we would only manage to play two games since the end of last year. Well that fellas is a “statement of fact” and for a match that was supposed to be played back a mere seventeen weeks (four months like) ago, our trip tonight is going to be on the south coast […]
Ah a nice cup of tea……. Just the answer as I shuffle around in my command centre. The problem/benefit to the drinking the Firm partakes in, is that for me I don’t get hangovers (much to the disgust of someone!). That is not to say that I don’t fell the effects of a couple of sherries, a case […]
Let me borrow just seventeen hours of your time. That is because for seventeen hours yesterday I was out and about disgracing myself on our little trip to Chelmsford. I will have to say that when the fixtures came out in the summer one of ties you don’t really look for is our trips to Essex […]
He drinks a Whiskey drink, He drinks a Vodka drink, He drinks a Lager drink, He drinks a Cider drink. After only two days since our win against the Ding, we are once again back in action at the place where I, the Duke, nearly lost his phone a mere thirteen months back. Unlike most of you […]
Read More… from Siam: There’s more to it than just ladyboys!
Well here we are a couple of days before the birth of Christ and we are due to head into the wilderness that is known as North Kent to play the failed experiment of MyFootballClub that is Gravesend & Northfleet Ebbsfleet. The text had gone round from our illustrious Editor-in-Chief that the plan of action […]
