Cones, Beer, Trollies & Crap Football – One from the archives

Well, this is fun. We start the site up just in time for some typically seasonal weather to leave us sat twiddling our thumbs without any football to talk cack about. The pitch inspection at Maidenhead this evening……probably. So, there’s nothing else for it. I’ll have to break out one of the myriad of old […]

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Who Cares? We’re Up!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att : 1381 Sutton United – 1  [Ekoku  44] Basingstoke Town – 2  [Xavier [28] [35] So, it’s finally all over. Sutton promoted back to the Conference after an 8 year absence and Carshalton staring relegation in the face for the second season running. What a bloody long season it’s been. I […]

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After The Lord Mayor’s Show

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att : 833 Sutton United – 1  [Winston 39] Gravesend & Northfleet – 1  [Powell 85] Two things you don’t generally get in April. Firstly, the mighty U’s sittining top of the table and secondly, it should’nt be THIS fucking COLD! Rain we expect at this time of year. Sub-Arctic temperatures and […]

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Revenge Is Oh So Sweet

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1800 Sutton United – 3    [Winston 21, Harford 47, Akrour  67] BOBBINS!! – 0 GET IN THERE!! Cop that you scummy common garden birdie filth. Why don’t you migrate to the warmer and friendlier climes of the Ryman First Division like all the other birdie based crap eh? Ahem! Sorry […]

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