CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 950 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [OG 43] BOBBINS – 1 [Nwanze 16] Before we start, I’d just like to wish all our readers a Happy New Year. And this is despite the fact that not one of you miserable fuckers out there sent us a card for Gandermonium’s 8th […]
Tag: Carshalton Athletic
Are Those All The Lights You’ve Got?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 1053 BOBBINS – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 My doesn’t time fly. It only seems like a couple of weeks ago the season got underway and yet here we are, at Xmas already, with virtually half the games played. And Xmas means only one thing. No no, not turkey. Or that […]
Nigel Brake, With The Ball, From The Halfway Line
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 1044 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Vansittart 32. Scarborough 72. Akuamouah 80. Brake 86.] BOBBINS – 1 [OG 1.] With the Borough’s Xmas bragging rights all sewn up after Boxing Days 2-1 win at Coldsore to go with that League Cup win at GGL a month ago, the U’s welcome our rivals […]
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Same Shit, Different Xmas
CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 1071 BOBBINS – 1 [Elliot 37.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watkins 73. Gray p75] For most people, Christmas is all about eating turkey, giving gifts and getting pissed a lot. For us, it means a local derby and a chance to inflict some misery on our dear neighbours from Carshalton. Oh […]
What’s A Carthium?
CONFERENCE LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND Att: 259 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Boosey 1. Vansittart 28. Gray p90.] CARSHALTON ATHLETIC – 2 [Saunders 18. Hartburn 71.] Now, as you probably realise, the highlight of our season is getting to remind that lot down the road just who’s boss in this here Borough. This year, […]
Boozy & Boosey!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1007 BOBBINS – 2 [Stone 7. OG 9] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 25. Boosey 74] Having got some good practice in sweeping aside poor opposition when turning over K’s on the Saturday, we were looking forward to doling out a bit more of some Xmas style arse-kicking […]
Is That It?
SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 405 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Nurse 39. Boosey 59] BOBBINS – 0 Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell! Er, sort of…. Well, you’d have thought they would be after getting smashed/annihilated/destroyed/ crushed/stomped/mullered/murdered/thrashed/humiliated/torn apart/mangled/tonked/ thumped (delete as applicable!) 6-0 on their […]
The Borough Boxing Day Massacre
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1213 SUTTON UNITED – 6 [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80] CARSHALTON ATH – 0 [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all] (With thanks to Cathy for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been possible!) Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now that’s what I call […]
What Eight Grand Buys You…
SURREY SENIOR CUP 5TH ROUND Att: 432 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40] BOBBINS – 0 The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man […]
Well Done, You Won One…
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A BOBBINS – 3 [Webb 50.60. Williams 61] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hanlan 45] So to our penultimate fixture of what has proved to be a slightly….ahem!……’disappointing’ pre-season program. A meeting with the seemingly revitalised scummy tossers from up the road. Oh goody. With the U’s having managed to field a bare […]