Is That It?

SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 405 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Nurse 39. Boosey 59] BOBBINS – 0 Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell! Er, sort of…. Well, you’d have thought they would be after getting smashed/annihilated/destroyed/ crushed/stomped/mullered/murdered/thrashed/humiliated/torn apart/mangled/tonked/ thumped (delete as applicable!) 6-0 on their […]

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The Borough Boxing Day Massacre

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1213 SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80] CARSHALTON ATH – 0  [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all] (With thanks to Cathy for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been possible!) Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now that’s what I call […]

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Well Done, You Won One…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A BOBBINS – 3 [Webb 50.60. Williams 61] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hanlan 45] So to our penultimate fixture of what has proved to be a slightly….ahem!……’disappointing’ pre-season program. A meeting with the seemingly revitalised scummy tossers from up the road. Oh goody. With the U’s having managed to field a bare […]

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