Down Down, Deeper & Down

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 482 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 3    [S.Forbes 7. A.Forbes 26. Town 72] After the less than stunning performance from the U’s at Histon to herald the arrival of our new management team, we were hoping that 7 more days and 2 more training sessions would help towards getting […]

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A New Era Dawns……D’Oh!

CONFERENCE SOUTH 18th MARCH 2006  Att : 409 HISTON- 3   [Bloke. Geezer. Fella] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Without an away win since the end of August, we’d normally recieve a fairly long trip as the one to Histon with resignation of another pretty straightforward defeat during which the home ‘keeper has to take half […]

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Flattery Gets U’s Nowhere

NATIONWIDE SOUTH Att : 668 SUTTON UNITED – 0 WEYMOUTH – 3   [Wilkinson 41. Clarke 43. Nade 68] Way way back in the mists of time (well, the end of October to be precise) we made our customary drunken weekend visit to the seaside town of Weymouth. Then, what seems a lifetime ago, Sutton […]

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Rooks Rule Roost Again

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 305 LEWES – 2  Beckford (4). Sigere (90). SUTTON UNITED – 0 One of the darkest moments of a frankly dreadful campaign so far was the 5-1 home defeat to Lewes back in November. 1 down in under 60 seconds, the night got progressively worse from there and Lewis Gonsalves last […]

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CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 487 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gray p89] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Morison 50] Bishops Stortford. One of those clubs we’ve been knocking heads with for years now, yet in recent years, meetings between the 2 sides have hardly set the world alight. The most common outcome has been a […]

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Bugger Bognor

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 331 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah! At last! Finally, after much waiting and a couple of disappointments, we finally get to go to Bognor for the weekend. Taking recent events into account, the crew are understandably well up for this one. Having not had much to […]

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A Tense Atmosphere

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 518 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Douglas 18. Scarborough 85. Gray 90] CAMBRIDGE CITY – 2   [Booth 73. 86] We’ve not been looking forward to this one much. Cambridge were always going to be one of the front runners this season and despite an indifferent start, were finally starting to […]

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Hardly Surprising Really….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 638 ST ALBANS CITY – 3   [Martin 14. Clarke 21. Marwa 74] Sutton United – 1   [Watson 16] When you’ve won only one of your last 19 competitive matches, the last place you want to go is somewhere like St Albans when they’re sitting second in the table and […]

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And Watson MUST Score! Oh…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 367 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gonsalves  17] HISTON – 1   [Nightingale p27] Oh come on now. You can’t be serious. This has got to be some sort of a wind up, surely.  The U’s seemingly never ending run of bad form was extended another 90 minutes last night in […]

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Same Old Story

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 460 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1    [McKay 26] Is anyone else really really fucking bored of this crap yet??? No, I’m not talking about the match reports on here, I’m referring to our teams utter inability to er…..well, to even remotely resemble a football team. Sure, they […]

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