It’s been a few weeks now since we were last bothered to put anything up on here. The last you heard of us was opening day when we went to Tamworth and got a draw in what was an uninspiring clash and since then, we’ve seen off the rest of August with what could be […]
Antiseptic IPA
Dum de dum de dum. Well, I suppose I’d better think about dusting off the keyboard. Opening day is upon us and JESUS H.CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE!! Where the hell did you spring from eh? Fair old scared the Carshalton out of me you did, sitting there in the dark like some little blog hungry […]
Tin Tin’s Dog
It’s now two weeks since the U’s went down swinging at MK Dons and sharted their way out of the Football League after three long years as one of the Great 92 72. And after 9 months of all that carry on and what not, you’d of course naturally expect that the one thing we’d […]
Is The Darts On??
Good day to you my friend and welcome to the third and final instalment of what might possibly our most underwhelming series of entries to date. And trust us, that’s quite something when you consider the level of absolute bollocks dribbled out onto these here pages over the many many years we’ve insisted on sharing […]
Don’t You Open that Trapdoor
With the lads recent decision to start playing better and actually winning games, like the true flaky so and so’s we are I thought that perhaps blogging the last three matches of the League 2 season might be worth my time given that we now had a small chance of staying up. I mean, it’s […]
Goodnight Vienna
Caution. This blog contains plenty of depression and more filler that a TOWIE bird’s lips. I’m not going to lie, this is not going to be a happy blog. But it is a blog and we have to report come rain or shine all the highs and lows as we follow the boys in Amber […]
By A Thread
Well, it’s been a minute eh? Over a month in fact since I engaged the fingers and bashed out some load of old rubbish for these here pages. It’s been so long in fact that the next two posts were from Dukey on his beloved Surrey Senior Cup! (1|2).Back in March, there was optimism as […]
Working on a Semi
Yes, it’s April. And yes, we’re bloody still in the cup. And I know that’s rarer than seeing Angela Rayner pay her taxes or seeing me on an away day these days but it’s all true. We’re somehow hanging on in Surrey’s top pot. The Senior one no less. So while our League 2 campaign […]
Claret & Brew
You know, you wait ages for a bus to arrive and then two come along at once. Blogs are very much the same and you lucky devils are in for a real old treat as there is not one but two entries on here to get your teeth into this week. And not only that, […]
False Dawn
When the Tranmere date was revealed back in June, some people from this parish jumped on it immediately and went about booking hotels in towns miles outside of Liverpool for a big weekend on it. Meanwhile the rest of us just shrugged, went “It’s in fucking March. Calm down!” and got on with more immediate […]