The Definition Of Offside

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 322 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2   [Hughes 6. Whiteman 56] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Happy new year my arse. 2006 began in much the same vein as 2005 on Saturday with yet another miserable performance from the U’s. And against another relegation threatened side. One without a home win all season […]

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Lukey Ol’ Sutton!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 510 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Cornwall 7.8.18. Quinton 81] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 1   [Hughes 75] Right, so this is it then? As the years have passed, my excitement in waiting for the football to actually start hasn’t diminished much, but what has diminished is my interest in pre-season matches. […]

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Harlem Globetrotter

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 474 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gonsalves 75. Honey 89] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [O’Connor 43.67] The week following last Saturdays abject defeat to Weston has been a bloody long one. Although quite why we’d be waiting apprehensively for the next game after that shower of shite is beyond me. Our […]

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Who Said Magpies Were Unlucky?

MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [O’Connor 19.p89.]  SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Corbett 53. Honey 69.] CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 301 With the disappointing second half on Saturday condemning us to an opening day defeat, the crew headed out to Maidenhead hoping for better things at this first midweeker of the new season. Besides, like someone who knows […]

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Haunted By Haworth

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 0 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 3   [Haworth 60. Hammond 80. Flack 81] After Tuesday nights draw, we were somewhat disappointed we’d not managed to return to winning ways against Billericay. But the match itself was somewhat overshadowed by other events. We’re almost certainly going to be missing […]

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Defenders Required. Apply Within!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 221 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [Boyce 14. Gray 16] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Saturdays encounter with title favourites Canvey is swiftly followed by a Tuesday night trip to not-so-title favourites Maidenhead and the continued hunt for vital points towards that 60-odd point mark that should secure a spot in the […]

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A Pot Of Honey

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 257 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 4   [Dunno! Sorry!] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Watson 46] Match Reporter: Chalmers After playing out a hard fought draw on Tuesday and earning a slightly fortunate, but deserved point we return the fixture and head over to York Road, and if we fancy it, visit […]

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