It’s a Massacre! – 10th Anniversary Special

Well, we trust you’re all stuffed to the gills after a nice Christmas Day yesterday and are now sat resplendent in those socks and rubbish sweater you got instead of the PS4 you were secretly hoping you’d get. Well, whilst we can’t help with state of the art gaming consoles, we do have a little […]

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U’s Crack Rocks… – One from the Archives

Hello again dear readers! Yeah, it’s me again. Sorry about that. Sadly, the weather has once more prevented us from having a game of football at fucking Maidenhead, so you’re stuck with some load of old rubbish that had yours truly descending to the dusty basement archives at Gandermonium HQ to find. I do hope you enjoy […]

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Mystic Nurse

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 603 SUTTON UNITED – 5      [J.Nurse 38.49.53. Hanlan 56. Boosey 75] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1    [Griffiths 66] Now, Heybridge ain’t our favourite bunch. We’ve had some some frustrating encounters over the last few years and their mainly agricultural approach to the beautiful game has won them few admirers […]

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