Slay The Dragon

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Gray 70. Mison 84] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 2  [Abraham 89. Fiddes 90] Match Reporter: Chalmers Happy St George’s Day! How many people in this country actually celebrate it? (I’ll be honest, I didn’t know a lot about old George before The Sun done a piece on […]

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Red Socks

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 213 ST ALBANS CITY – 2  [Martin 42. Evans 52] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Plans for a report based around a good old fashioned all day drinking binge were cosigned to the bin when St Albans thoughtlessly got themselves suspended from playing a week before our visit after their creditors got […]

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Sarcastic Postcard

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 0 PURFLEET – 0 After the fun of Tuesday night and Eddie’s late equaliser, we’re still no more confident of exactly where the next U’s goal is going to come from. Apparently, the goalless draw with K’s on Easter Monday was our first 0-0 for exactly 2 […]

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He’s Not Kingston Anymore

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 762 KINGSTONIAN – 1  [Sills 43] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah 86] Typical, you wait months for your Ryman League designated ‘derby’ fixture and then 2 come along in the space of 8 days. Oooooh the excitement. In fact we’re almost whipped into a frenzy of anticipation for this return fixture […]

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Taxi To Maldon

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 207 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2  [Budge 31. Windows 33] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Now the last thing you want when you’re living out the final stages of mid-table mediocrity in a largely disappointing season and haven’t scored for 4.5 games is a trip to deepest Essex and Heybridge bloody Swifts. In […]

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Blank Holiday Monday

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 949 SUTTON UNITED – 0 KINGSTONIAN – 0 The U’s made it 4 and a half games without a goal with their (surprisingly) first 0-0 draw of the season against near neighbours Kingstonian at Gander Green Lane on Monday. Which if you’d asked, we could’ve told you in advance it would […]

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Not An Asian Student

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 271 CHESHAM UNITED – 2  [Andrews 14.50] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s slipped too their third straight defeat yesterday with another lacklustre performance this weekend. It also meant they’ve now gone around 315 minutes since last registering a goal. The only plus point was the appearance of some more of […]

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Shot Our Bolt

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1618 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Browne 41] SUTTON UNITED – 0 No, not our left footed ex-midfielder silly. Just another baaad pun on my part. But while we’re on the subject of Mr Bolt, I was pleased to hear of his midweek switch to title chasing Canvey. Feels good to be wearing […]

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Che Goal-vara

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 689 SUTTON UNITED – 0 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 1  [Stadhart 30] A real test awaited the U’s this afternoon with the visit of title chasing Gravesend. Back in October, the lads had given a battling performance before going down 3-1 in Kent. With the team arguably in much better shape […]

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