Not So Rosy For ‘Ricay

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 570 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Wingfield 16. Haworth p41] BILLERICAY TOWN – 2  [Woolsey 11. Opinel 59] After last weeks annihilation of Harrow, this game was always going to be a bit tougher. Billericay were one of the few sides to impress your incredibly cynical author this season. Their brand of […]

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Six Of The Best

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 262 HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Valenti 11] SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Akuamouah 9.50.80. Haworth p46. Wingfield 53. Brown 76] Ahhh, at last. Some bloody football. After the once again almost footy-less Xmas period it was nice to get back into the swing of things with some hardcore Ryman action. And what […]

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Tis The Season To Be Jolly

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 216 BOREHAM WOOD – 1  [Dixon 39] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Akuamouah 23. OG 57] Merry Xmas and all that nice seasonal stuff. Sorry it’s a bit late, but some twat decided that a 12pm Kick Off on Boxing Day was a good idea. Result? Match postponed, no match report & […]

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An Early Xmas Present

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 551 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49] BRAINTREE TOWN – 1  [Simpson 88] After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we […]

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Less Than Fifty

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 46 THAME UNITED – 1 [Too Foggy to see! 66] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Gray 18. Mison 82. Haworth 89] Picture the scene. The year is 2069 and 95 year old Dan Taylor, trillionaire playboy, shagger of supermodels and El Presidente numero uno owner/manager of 5 time AdidasJiffyCondomsNike Global […]

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The Chumpions League

RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND  Att: 205 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Haworth 43.119. Palmer 49. Gonsalves 54. Akuamouah 96] DULWICH HAMLET – 3 [Richards 20. Perkins 53. Allen 78] AFTER EXTRA TIME The Ryman League cup. Not exactly the Champions League is it? No awful operatic ‘anthem’ played at ear shattering volume when the teams […]

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Morroccan & Rolling

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [OG 29] CANVEY ISLAND – 4  [Boylan 71. Vaughan 77.79. Knight 88] Now, when you’ve played as badly as the U’s have in the last couple of weeks and hardly managed an effort on goal, the last thing you need is a visit from the team […]

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Beaver Bar

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 291 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 2  [DeLuca 67.78] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Timothy 68] The U’s continuing association with mediocre football continued unchecked at Hampton’s  Beveree ground on saturday with another very very toothless display. Foolishly, despite the disgrace of a performance at Hendon last week, Bob & I opted […]

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