The Hills Are Alive…

HARROW BOROUGH – 2  [OG 27. McKenna 58]  SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Watson 9.40. Gray 68. Bolt 78p] RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 110 Thank god for foreign holidays. Whilst I was away relaxing in Austria last week, the lads had 2 games which presented a decent opportunity with picking up at least 4 points & getting […]

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A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!

FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]

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Back On track

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 491 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Fowler 63. Hodges 69. Watson 77] HARROW BOROUGH – 0 After the somewhat annoying end to Saturday’s encounter, it was important for the U’s to bounce back this bank holiday Monday with a home fixture against early relegation favourites, Harrow Borough. Piling into the Robin […]

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Six Of The Best

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 262 HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Valenti 11] SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Akuamouah 9.50.80. Haworth p46. Wingfield 53. Brown 76] Ahhh, at last. Some bloody football. After the once again almost footy-less Xmas period it was nice to get back into the swing of things with some hardcore Ryman action. And what […]

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More Harrowing Stuff

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Mison 22] HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Hurlock p29] The U’s painful start to the season continued at GGL last night, with Harrow being the latest side to take at least a point from Sutton by employing the cunning tactic of just simply turning up. Those devious […]

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Matty Prevents Another ‘Gray’ Day

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 466 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Bolt 3. Honey 48. Gray 90] HARROW BOROUGH – 3  [Howell 7. Woodruffe 37. Gavin 85] Well, it’s sort of a start I suppose. The U’s scrambled a point against fellow strugglers Harrow with a last gasp header from Gandermonium sponsored striker, Matty Gray, this despite […]

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Another Harrow-ing Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 180 HARROW BOROUGH – 2  [Flukey 31. Valenti 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt 42] Bollocks, crap, shite, wank, pants, toilet, cack. All words that could (and knowing me, probably will be…..) used to describe yet another miserable result in a season of generally miserable results for the U’s. I had […]

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