A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!

FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]

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Matty Prevents Another ‘Gray’ Day

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 466 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Bolt 3. Honey 48. Gray 90] HARROW BOROUGH – 3  [Howell 7. Woodruffe 37. Gavin 85] Well, it’s sort of a start I suppose. The U’s scrambled a point against fellow strugglers Harrow with a last gasp header from Gandermonium sponsored striker, Matty Gray, this despite […]

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Another Harrow-ing Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 180 HARROW BOROUGH – 2  [Flukey 31. Valenti 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt 42] Bollocks, crap, shite, wank, pants, toilet, cack. All words that could (and knowing me, probably will be…..) used to describe yet another miserable result in a season of generally miserable results for the U’s. I had […]

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