Only 59 Days To The Start Of The Season

FRIENDLY MATCH  Att: NA SUTTON UNITED – 3     [Bolt. Haworth. Whitmarsh] CHELSEA XI – 3      [Parkin. Pitt 2] You know the saying that the break between the end and beginning of footy seasons is getting shorter all the time? Well… Actually this was more of a post-season friendly if we’re really […]

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Thank Christ That’s Over

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att:  ENFIELD – 2  [Eyres 28.43] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 79] Thank god for that. Another looooong season over and done with. Not that we’ll be looking back on this one with any great affection. The only truly bright spots being Danny Bolt’s 20 goals and both the Scummers […]

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Blobby, Donald, Your Boys Took A Hell Of A Beating!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 63. Bolt 87] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 0      Sutton made it 3 wins on the trot yesterday with a 2-0 win over struggling Maidenhead. Yes, you read that right. Three wins. In a row. Who’d have thought it a couple of months back eh?? Certainly […]

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Nurse! The Screens…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 385 SUTTON UNITED – 4  [McCormack 25. Palmer 50. Baker 55. Boothe 77] ST ALBANS CITY – 2  [Andrews 30. Pratt 66] Bloody hell. Not only does this win at home gives us two consecutive victories for the first time in donkeys, it gives us our second ‘double’ of the season. […]

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Naughty Hand Signals Can Get You Sent Off

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 306 CHESHAM UNITED – 0      SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 60. Gray 90] Bob and I headed into the picturesque Chess Valley for the U’s penultimate away game against Chesham. Not exactly brimming with confidence after the quite quite horrendous abortion that passed for a ‘performance’ on […]

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We Love Paul Whitmarsh we do

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 902 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Whitmarsh 15.54. Harlow 44] BOBBINS – 1  [Fowler p31] Wahey!!!  The U’s finally decide to win a match in 2001 with yours truly present. And what a game to win, once again cementing our place as the number 1 team in the borough by sending the […]

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Never Trust An Essex Cabbie

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 310 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2  [Lee 25. Warwick 84] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bolt 40. Haworth 89] Bloody hell. What a day. Many more like this and I’m going to have to check into the ‘Priory’ (No, not Zoe Ball’s C4 proggie) for stress treatment, like what that nice Mr Collymore […]

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Unbeaten In Two!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 659 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Whitmarsh 78] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Protheroe 58] Despite our improved performance and scrambled point on Saturday, I have to say I didn’t reckon we’d get too much out of this one. But my main fear that Aldershot would simply have too much for our struggling […]

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Matty Prevents Another ‘Gray’ Day

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 466 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Bolt 3. Honey 48. Gray 90] HARROW BOROUGH – 3  [Howell 7. Woodruffe 37. Gavin 85] Well, it’s sort of a start I suppose. The U’s scrambled a point against fellow strugglers Harrow with a last gasp header from Gandermonium sponsored striker, Matty Gray, this despite […]

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