Let’s All Have A Party…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 2002 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bailey 61] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [D’Sane 60] Today was something of a long one. Up at 3am to catch my flight back from Austria, I managed to stagger home in time to snag a couple of hours kip prior to heading for the pub […]

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Crap Christmas

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 2564 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 3   [D’Sane 6.83. OG 24] SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Fowler 56.88] If there’s ever a reason NOT to believe in the old, fat bastard in a red suit that kids refer to as ‘Santa Claus’, you just have to watch our lot on Boxing Day. […]

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Shot Our Bolt

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1618 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Browne 41] SUTTON UNITED – 0 No, not our left footed ex-midfielder silly. Just another baaad pun on my part. But while we’re on the subject of Mr Bolt, I was pleased to hear of his midweek switch to title chasing Canvey. Feels good to be wearing […]

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Ministry Of Sound

FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 1961 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 3 [Browne 41.49 Payne 44] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, the FA Cup! That marvellous old competition which conjours up images and age old stories of pride, passion and will to win all in the name of glory. Except the where the current crop of […]

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Jumbo Smarties

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 954 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Palmer 65. Haworth 76] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 0 It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber […]

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Unbeaten In Two!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 659 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Whitmarsh 78] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Protheroe 58] Despite our improved performance and scrambled point on Saturday, I have to say I didn’t reckon we’d get too much out of this one. But my main fear that Aldershot would simply have too much for our struggling […]

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First Shot Fired

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 2547 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1  [Protheroe 23] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Salako 76] At last! Stand in reporter, Mr Chalmers has finally delivered his report for Saturday’ game. Not bad, only the FOUR days late!!! This had better be good Paul… Apologies for the delay in getting this reports out, the […]

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ISTHMIAN CHARITY SHIELD MATCH Att: 641 Aldershot Town – 2   [Cash 36, Gell 39] Sutton United – 1   [Winston 56] JR stated beforehand that he’d be taking this game a bit more seriously than last year. Well that wouldn’t be too hard now would it? Last seasons side included 10 Reserve & youth […]

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RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1500 Sutton United – 5  [Skelly 8], Harlow, Riley, M.Watson, S.Watson Aldershot Town – 0 After Tuesday’s PP, we were obviously keen to get this league title stuff done and dusted ASAP. And so it seems were Aldershot for some reason, who kindly agreed to move the game 48hrs back to the […]

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