“Sunny days, Sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet, Can you tell me how to get. How to get to Gandermonium Street?”. Oh hello children. Welcome back to Gandermonium Street, the home of your favourite fun Non-League muppets! You have Taz the grouch, Big Nick the Greek, Magnum PI […]
Tag: National League
Waffle Stomper
Good day reader. And welcome once more to this terminally depressed corner of the internet where we talk about getting boozed in the name of watching dreadful 5th Tier football before then moaning about it, extensively, on these here pages. The football that is, not the boozing, as that is rarely the main bone of […]
(I’m) Wasting My Time (Yet Again)
There’s this band that I like. They’re called the Eureka Machines. You’ve probably not heard of them as they’re an unsigned, part time outfit from up Leeds way. Good lads though, make a decent old racket and always put on a good show. You should definitely check them out if guitar based music is your […]
Energising Green Smoothie
Guess who’s back, back again? Taz is back, tell a friend! Yes all my delightful, near and dear, practically family readery type acquaintances, I have returned once more with some further pointless rubbish that helps you pass 10 minutes on the kahzi whilst you’re having a tip out. Angry birds, candy crush and the likes […]
Seasonal Indecision
Yeah yeah. I hear you. “Southend? That was Tuesday mate. Today’s Friday! What time do you call this??”. I’ll level with you folks, I wasn’t gonna do this. Couldn’t be arsed. Mainly as having got into that endless black hole that exists between Boxing Day and New Years, I’d not noticed Southend was a Tuesday […]
A Three Mile Stone
Away game frigging miles away from the Republic? Check. So far that it requires the use of modern commercial aviation? Check. New ground to tick off? Check. Opportunity for a couple of days on the gas at the seaside? Check. Having to actually bother doing a blog to cover all this bollocks? Check and underlined. […]
Starting from Scratch
Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of this damp little isle under the pretence of watching shit football. And then rabbit on about it. Now, if you could […]
Guy Fawkes Toilets
Well hello there everybody peeps. How we diddling? Ready for the football to return are we? Chomping at the bit and hangry for some shit 5th tier action I bet. No? Yeah, I get you. After spending a couple months having long lie ins and not worrying about wasting another Saturday and god knows how […]
Let’s Go Fly a Kite
Well, I bet you didn’t think you’d be hearing from us again in a hurry eh? Fiver says you all reckoned we’d long since put our feet up for this season after that day out in Boston over a month ago. And to be fair you’d be almost right on that account, but not quite. […]
Boston Strangler
God, do I have to do this?? Really? Oh come on, I’ve got other stuff to take care of. What? Oh I dunno. Your mum? Return some video tapes? Watch a sunset? Feed the cat? Actually, I don’t have a cat, so add ‘get a cat’ to the list. Take your pick dear reader. Either […]