Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of this damp little isle under the pretence of watching shit football. And then rabbit on about it. Now, if you could […]
Tag: National League
Guy Fawkes Toilets
Well hello there everybody peeps. How we diddling? Ready for the football to return are we? Chomping at the bit and hangry for some shit 5th tier action I bet. No? Yeah, I get you. After spending a couple months having long lie ins and not worrying about wasting another Saturday and god knows how […]
Let’s Go Fly a Kite
Well, I bet you didn’t think you’d be hearing from us again in a hurry eh? Fiver says you all reckoned we’d long since put our feet up for this season after that day out in Boston over a month ago. And to be fair you’d be almost right on that account, but not quite. […]
Boston Strangler
God, do I have to do this?? Really? Oh come on, I’ve got other stuff to take care of. What? Oh I dunno. Your mum? Return some video tapes? Watch a sunset? Feed the cat? Actually, I don’t have a cat, so add ‘get a cat’ to the list. Take your pick dear reader. Either […]
For Fox Sake
Hello. Us again. As we plunge deeper into the second half of the season, we realised that we were fast running out of the old long haul awaydays and figured that away to Oldham probably warranted some sort of mention on here. And like bollocks are we doing Gateshead away later this week, so yeah. […]
Gucci Washbag
Blimey, is it really a whole month since we did a bit on here?? Feels like a lot longer if you ask me. But then again, with that spell straddling the festive period, it’s no great surprise really, as slogging through first Christmas and then the post-season of goodwill to all Men misery that is […]
No Room at the Inn
Gather round children, for we have a tale to tell. One of shit football in the cold, beer and spending absolutely jeffing hours on a train. So yeah, the same old shit we’ve been doling out on here for years now. What of it? Hey, at least we’re not boring the tits off you on […]
Good Morning Mr Magpie…
The good news is that Saturday’s game with Maidenhead gave me the opportunity to see Sutton in action for the first time this season. The International break meant there was no chance of my first love Fulham getting in the way, although recently they’ve been proving a very pleasant distraction. Past experience suggests this happy […]
Potted Shrimp
It’s been a few weeks now since we were last bothered to put anything up on here. The last you heard of us was opening day when we went to Tamworth and got a draw in what was an uninspiring clash and since then, we’ve seen off the rest of August with what could be […]
Antiseptic IPA
Dum de dum de dum. Well, I suppose I’d better think about dusting off the keyboard. Opening day is upon us and JESUS H.CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE!! Where the hell did you spring from eh? Fair old scared the Carshalton out of me you did, sitting there in the dark like some little blog hungry […]