Private Ceremony, No Flowers

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 SUTTON UNITED – 0   CAMBRIDGE CITY – 3    [Sheringham 20. Neilson 37. 67] Thank fuck that’s over. A more painful season I could not have imagined, where our form barely raised above the level of ‘fucking diabolical’ and we’ve gone down with the sort of points total that would quite […]

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And Now, The End Is Near….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 346 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 1  [Flukey 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [McBean 57] Game number 41 in a mostly incredibly bollocks series of 42. Oh joy. To make matters worse, this evenings trip to Bognor really should have been on the following Saturday this season, but thanks to the wonderful […]

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A Nasty Stain In The Bath

CONFERENCE SOUTH  | Att: 747 BATH CITY – 2   [Foley 12. Walsh 65]  SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Dundas 7. McBean 24. 42] Three to go. With relegation confirmed, there’s little to really keep us interested in what remains of this season, apart from the struggles of our dear friends and neighbours at Colston Avenue, […]

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Not A Wing Or A Prayer

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 456 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Dundas 13] WELLING UNITED – 2   [Ryan 25. Smith 67] With our stay in the Conference South now officially over, we’re left with 4 games to endure that really mean nothing. And when you consider how we’ve performed when the games HAVE meant something, we’re […]

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Jimmy and the Big ‘R’

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 652 HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE – 2   [Nightingale 45. McCallum 57] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, it looks like that un-named club official wasn’t wrong, as come Sunday lunchtime following the Fisher defeat the texts start flying. It seems that Ernie has indeed parted company with the club following the previous day’s […]

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Won’t Be Long Now….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3  [Higgins 14. Edwards 39. Edwards 60] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Goodchild 76] Dunno about you, but I had a cracking Saturday afternoon. There I was, at home, confined to my sofa, doubled up with flu feeling shit under my duvet with a big mug of lemsip. […]

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Iron Supplement Woes

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 494 BRAINTREE TOWN – 1   [Bloke p49] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Right, With last weeks almost abject surrender and the realisation that our Conference South place is now all but lost, you can imagine an already tired and dejected support finding it hard to lift itself for fixtures such as this. […]

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