Oh well, another dream down the swanny. Just when you start to thinking about a “Tuesday night in Torquay”, the thought is sent crashing against the rocks of a condom & needle strewn South coast beach. But don’t worry this won’t be a sulk (much) like if we lose at Knaphill for example. Or when […]
Tag: Bognor Regis Town
A Couple of Sovereigns
They say you learn something new everyday. And it’s total bollocks. In fact I am proud to say that I haven’t really learnt anything since about 1978 and in the words of the late, great Lemmy “That’s the way I like it baby, I don’t want to live forever.” But I may or not have […]
U’s Crack Rocks… – One from the Archives
Hello again dear readers! Yeah, it’s me again. Sorry about that. Sadly, the weather has once more prevented us from having a game of football at fucking Maidenhead, so you’re stuck with some load of old rubbish that had yours truly descending to the dusty basement archives at Gandermonium HQ to find. I do hope you enjoy […]
And Now, The End Is Near….
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 346 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 1 [Flukey 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [McBean 57] Game number 41 in a mostly incredibly bollocks series of 42. Oh joy. To make matters worse, this evenings trip to Bognor really should have been on the following Saturday this season, but thanks to the wonderful […]
The Lingering Odour of Peach Schnapps….
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 2 [Pearson 32. Knee 50] Right, so we had to get 3 points at Dorch on saturday & fucked it up. So I guess we even more ‘have to’ get 3 points at home against Bognor today to make up for it. […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 331 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah! At last! Finally, after much waiting and a couple of disappointments, we finally get to go to Bognor for the weekend. Taking recent events into account, the crew are understandably well up for this one. Having not had much to […]
Back On The Rocky Road To The Top
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 536 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Gray p14] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 Having got the expected first defeat out of the way, albeit in slightly disappointing circumstances, the U’s get back to the business of pissing this tinpot league with the visit of old friends Bognor. Still managed by Jack Pearce, […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 399 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 Having barely recovered from the excesses of the weekend trip down to Weston, ‘London Cock’ and all, it was back out into the cold for more underwhelming football in this midweek clash against another seaside outfit. Bognor was the scene of one […]
Dave’s Big Night!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 465 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Arkali 64.] When the fixtures were initially announced, there was no small disappointment amongst the crew when it was discovered that this seasons trip to Bognor would be a Tuesday night. But that disappointment was tempered slightly with the trip to […]
Express Train Near Death Experience
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 277 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 22. Nurse 75] When the fixtures came out in July, probably the first match date we looked for, even ahead of the derby against the Scummers, was the away trip to Bognor. This is thanks to 2 […]