‘Stoke Stumble

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Dundas 58] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2   [Charles 63. 72] Aaand we’re right back where we started. Today is the return fixture of our opening day meeting with Basingstoke, that if we’re honest, kind of set the tone for the rest of the campaign so far. […]

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Dragons Do The Slaying…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 641 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [Fitzgerald 76] SUTTON UNITED – 0 After a reasonable pre-season that got us all a little confident that we’d be able to progress further this season, fate has naturally delivered a nice swift kick in the spuds when the real action starts and we go into […]

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Makes You Sick….Well, Chalmers Anyway

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 704 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0  SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Scarborough 23. Gaynor 88] Back to action for ol’ Taz this weekend having missed last weeks clash with Bedford having been on the pish down in Bournemouth. And boy is it a biggie. Basingstoke away. Still, it’s Greek’s birthday this weekend, so […]

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Same Old Story

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 460 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1    [McKay 26] Is anyone else really really fucking bored of this crap yet??? No, I’m not talking about the match reports on here, I’m referring to our teams utter inability to er…..well, to even remotely resemble a football team. Sure, they […]

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Crap Tasting Fags

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 213 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2   [Ray 25. 56] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Let’s be honest, away to Basingstoke is never the first match we look for when the fixtures are released.  It’s not quite a ‘Heybridge’ in that it’s in the middle of nowhere and they kick the shit out […]

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CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 545 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Watkins 42.] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 Oh for crying out loud!  Can someone please get hold of a dictionary (there certainly isn’t one in my house, thats for sure!), find the page bearing the description of the word ‘consistency’, get it blown up into foot high […]

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How Times Change!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 433 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1    [Whiddett 44.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 It seems so long ago that we were last here at the Camrose, handing out that last day rogering to finish runners up. All the way down in the car it was being referred to as ‘last year’, yet it […]

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Bye Bye To The Ryman League!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 720 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5  [Quinton 5.17.48p J-Nurse 28. Honey 74] So here we are again. The end of yet another season. By christ it hasn’t half gone quickly since November! Probably something to do with only picking up 3 defeats in the league between then & […]

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‘Stoke Stalemate

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 19. Fowler 59] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2  [McCallister 21.62] The U’s made it 6 matches unbeaten on Saturday with this latest home draw, this time against mid-table Basingstoke. Unfortunately, this means that’s now only 2 wins from 11 at GGL and we’re still without […]

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Net Curtains

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 567 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Watson 19] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1   [Ewin 76] After last weeks disappointing defeat, we faced another top 5 side, in the shape of Basingstoke, hoping to keep alive our own chances of a top 5, maybe even (fingers crossed!) a top 3 finish?? Sadly […]

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