Bye Bye To The Ryman League!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 720 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5  [Quinton 5.17.48p J-Nurse 28. Honey 74] So here we are again. The end of yet another season. By christ it hasn’t half gone quickly since November! Probably something to do with only picking up 3 defeats in the league between then & […]

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Mystic Nurse

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 603 SUTTON UNITED – 5      [J.Nurse 38.49.53. Hanlan 56. Boosey 75] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1    [Griffiths 66] Now, Heybridge ain’t our favourite bunch. We’ve had some some frustrating encounters over the last few years and their mainly agricultural approach to the beautiful game has won them few admirers […]

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Who Wants To Finish 2nd Anyway? Us!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 613 SUTTON UNITED – 2      [Akuamouah 27. Boosey 66] HENDON – 0 The U’s recent surge in form has firmly lodged them into the top 5 and not only that, has opened the way to something that would have seemed impossible back in September. Finishing as runners-up. Our chances […]

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Boozy & Boosey!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1007 BOBBINS – 2    [Stone 7. OG 9] SUTTON UNITED – 2      [Bailey 25. Boosey 74] Having got some good practice in sweeping aside poor opposition when turning over K’s on the Saturday, we were looking forward to doling out a bit more of some Xmas style arse-kicking […]

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Boosey’s Blinder!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 710 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Fowler 19. Nurse 39. Boosey 73. Gray 79] KINGSTONIAN – 1  [Beard 48] Ah, it’s the Easter break. And what a busy little period this is going to be. Not only have we got both K’s and the Scummers to play inside 72 hours, we’ve […]

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Didn’t We Win 2-1?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 148 FORD UNITED – 2   [Allen 53. Poole p88] SUTTON UNITED – 4    [Bailey 17.77 J-Nurse 56. Gray 87] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan missing this game with some feeble excuse about some work piss up in Central London      (yes, that place twenty minutes away on the […]

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It’s A Chavesty

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 312 BRAINTREE TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 3     [Bailey 8. 51p. C.Nurse 63] The home game with Braintree provided another of those dark moments from earlier in the season, with a 2-1 defeat at GGL. If the chance to avenge that result wasn’t sufficient motivation to take the […]

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Harrow! Goodbye!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 412 SUTTON UNITED – 3     [Fowler 24. Nurse 51. Gray 84] HARROW BOROUGH – 0 Yes! I have returned! Having had a week off reporting duties to go & get drunk wandering around the pubs of Dublin with a Cheerleader on each arm (don’t ask…..), it’s back to my […]

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Borg-er Off Urchins!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 547 SUTTON UNITED – 3     [J.Nurse 28.72. Bailey 61p] HORNCHURCH – 1     [Douglas 41] Match Reporter: Gareth I don’t like George Borg. Never have done, never will do. In my humble opinion, the man is a Grade A twat. And, once again, he proved that despite his […]

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Fantasy Island

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 727 CANVEY ISLAND – 1 [OG 47] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Jinadu 43. Bailey 57p. J.Nurse 88] The last couple of weeks have been a bit ropey for the U’s. Losing a long unbeaten record at Bedford, then an awful defeat at home to Maidenhead, the captain & prized midfielder having […]

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