Don’t Be A Martyr…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 514 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [OG 39. Bailey 40. Nurse 44.54] ST ALBANS CITY – 2     [Browne 18. Willis 46] It’s hard to believe that just 3 weeks ago, we were hammering the daylights out of our rivals over Xmas. As since that wonderful afternoon, our defence has […]

Read More… from Don’t Be A Martyr…

The Hangover…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 409 GRAYS ATHELTIC – 3     [Thurgood p17. Youds 45. Williams 84] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Quinton 3. Akuamouah 55] Still grinning like idiots after the small matter of giving the Scummers a right bloody good hiding on Saturday, we made the short trip round the M25 to Grays […]

Read More… from The Hangover…

The Borough Boxing Day Massacre

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 1213 SUTTON UNITED – 6  [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80] CARSHALTON ATH – 0  [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all] (Big assist to Cathy on this one for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been entirely possible!) Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now […]

Read More… from The Borough Boxing Day Massacre

Express Train Near Death Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 277 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0   SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bailey 22. Nurse 75] When the fixtures came out in July, probably the first match date we looked for, even ahead of the derby against the Scummers, was the away trip to Bognor. This is thanks to 2 […]

Read More… from Express Train Near Death Experience

Wrong Turn

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 259 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2   [Robinson 18. Cousins 82] SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bailey 45p. Nurse 68] Yep, it’s that time of year again. Away to Heybridge. Not exactly the first fixture we look for every summer when the list comes out. But, with our recent upturn in […]

Read More… from Wrong Turn

A Slightly Delayed Kick Off

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 571 KETTERING TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Nurse 43] What a strange one this was! Easily our longest trip this season and our worst nightmare would be a tuesday night run up into Northamptonshire. Naturally, the hosts hung on in the FA Cup a couple of rounds more […]

Read More… from A Slightly Delayed Kick Off

‘Stoke Stalemate

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 437 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 19. Fowler 59] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2  [McCallister 21.62] The U’s made it 6 matches unbeaten on Saturday with this latest home draw, this time against mid-table Basingstoke. Unfortunately, this means that’s now only 2 wins from 11 at GGL and we’re still without […]

Read More… from ‘Stoke Stalemate

Welcome To Northwood

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 259 NORTHWOOD – 1     [Moore 79] SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Bailey 6. Gray 45] So far this season it’s been our away form keeping us afloat and after Saturday’s trip to North West London, it looks like it shall continue to do so until we decide to start […]

Read More… from Welcome To Northwood

For Ducks Sake!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 414 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hanlan 18. Bailey 53] AYLESBURY UNITED – 2    [Bubb 61. Glynn 80] Despite the pony nature of the season so far for the U’s, we’ve not had too many draws. Obviously JR & the squad had also noticed this and thought they’d tot up […]

Read More… from For Ducks Sake!

Eagles Swoop

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Fowler 33] BEDFORD TOWN – 1    [Howarth 81] Normally, going close on 3 weeks during the season without footy would have us climbing the walls like a 5 year old who’s just had his E-number laden can of coke snatched away from him. But […]

Read More… from Eagles Swoop