Windy Couldn’t Be Arsed…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 703 HORNCHURCH – 3    [Stowe 46.55. Badu 88.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Gareth There should be a report here of our customary defeat at Bridge Lane, but sadly Windy, who was on reporting duties that day, has failed to produce anything despite saying he’ll send it to us….shortly. We’re […]

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Borg-er Off Urchins!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 547 SUTTON UNITED – 3     [J.Nurse 28.72. Bailey 61p] HORNCHURCH – 1     [Douglas 41] Match Reporter: Gareth I don’t like George Borg. Never have done, never will do. In my humble opinion, the man is a Grade A twat. And, once again, he proved that despite his […]

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‘Orrible Urchins

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 HORNCHURCH – 3    [Stirling 8. Graham 76. Johns 81] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Please note, due to the rather awful nature of this defeat, the ‘match’ part of this report will be somewhat brief. But, fear not, all the rest of the usual bollocks is all here. Tuesdays exit […]

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