A Pot Of Honey

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 257 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 4   [Dunno! Sorry!] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Watson 46] Match Reporter: Chalmers After playing out a hard fought draw on Tuesday and earning a slightly fortunate, but deserved point we return the fixture and head over to York Road, and if we fancy it, visit […]

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A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!

FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]

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Slay The Dragon

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Gray 70. Mison 84] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 2  [Abraham 89. Fiddes 90] Match Reporter: Chalmers Happy St George’s Day! How many people in this country actually celebrate it? (I’ll be honest, I didn’t know a lot about old George before The Sun done a piece on […]

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There’s Only One Gus Hurdle!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 509 SUTTON UNITED – 7  [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86] DULWICH – 1  [Sears 31] Match Reporter: Chalmers I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday and […]

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Title Contenders? Who Said That?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2  [Lee. Parker] Match reporter: Chalmers The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap. The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching […]

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The Aftermath

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 460 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Hutchinson 70] SCARBOROUGH – 2   [Rennison 22, Brodie 39] Match Reporter: Chalmers Not many people were stupid enough to turn up for the aftermath of the Kingston debacle. (See, I wasn’t so bloody stupid after all! – Taz). The lowest crowd this season in the […]

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We’re Grim Oop North

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 889 ALTRINCHAM – 3   [Timmons 46, Ellison 49, Russell 83] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Chalmers Unfortunately, due to the other half’s birthday, ‘Ol Taz was unable to attend Sutton’s umpteenth relegation six pointer of this campaign. So, for the first time since October, Match report duties fell to fellow […]

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A Point! And Runcorn Still Smells…

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 1122 SOUTHPORT – 1  [Elam 73] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Winston 11] Match Reporter: Chalmers Nice long journey up north for a game we thought we had a chance of winning. It’s not that funny! With a dodgy result against Welling we needed to make amends, prove to them and us […]

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