A Homer? For Us? Too Kind!

FA TROPHY 1ST ROUND Att: 332 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Corbett 35. Bolt 70] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [McGavin 61] Match Reporter: Chalmers With Dan away “entertaining” a couple of young Austrian ladies this weekend, Chalmers, as I’ve become affectionately known (There’s nothing affectionate about it, it’s your surname you twat – Taz), has been […]

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There’s Only One Gus Hurdle!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 509 SUTTON UNITED – 7  [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86] DULWICH – 1  [Sears 31] Match Reporter: Chalmers I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday and […]

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Title Contenders? Who Said That?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2  [Lee. Parker] Match reporter: Chalmers The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap. The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching […]

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We’re Grim Oop North

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 889 ALTRINCHAM – 3   [Timmons 46, Ellison 49, Russell 83] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Chalmers Unfortunately, due to the other half’s birthday, ‘Ol Taz was unable to attend Sutton’s umpteenth relegation six pointer of this campaign. So, for the first time since October, Match report duties fell to fellow […]

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