When Hopes & Dreams become Nightmares

Ah, the Surrey Senior Cup, the hostess with the mostest, the bounty of the county, the one true prestigious trophy to have in your cabinet at the end of the season. It is in this competition that I hold dear to my heart that tonight’s game was going to played. For years now I’ve loved and looked after […]

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When Scotty went up – One from the archives

With tonight’s opening salvo in the County Cup once more postponed, thanks to a wintry drop in temperatures this time, we here at Gandermonium are once more left without content to entertain you, our dear readers with. So, having consoled a distraught Dukey with a keg of cider and persuaded him to put away his […]

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Boosey’s Blinder!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 710 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Fowler 19. Nurse 39. Boosey 73. Gray 79] KINGSTONIAN – 1  [Beard 48] Ah, it’s the Easter break. And what a busy little period this is going to be. Not only have we got both K’s and the Scummers to play inside 72 hours, we’ve […]

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It’s So Threesy!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 529 KINGSTONIAN – 1    [Browne 75] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Akuamouah 18. Bailey 27. Nurse 76] The U’s rolled into Kingsmeadow last night on the latest leg of their ‘Score 3 and bugger off’ tour (Anyone from a big mobile phone company reading?? Marketing opportunity ahoy!) and […]

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Hanlan Hits ‘Em Where It Hurts

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 782 KINGSTONIAN – 1    [Beard 58] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Bailey 57. Hanlan 82] Already having battled like buggery on the park to get our points haul so far, the last thing you need this early in the season is a game that comes into the ‘local derby’ catagory. […]

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When Scotty Went Up…

SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL    Att: 775 KINGSTONIAN – 1 [Steele 90]   SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Palmer 25. Watson 46] “….to lift the Surrey Cup, we were there, we were there!” The U’s rounded off a largely enjoyable campaign with a very overdue and rather satisfying win over our old friends Kingstonian at Imber Court […]

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Two Big Twats

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 902 KINGSTONIAN – 2   [Sills 7.19] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Bolt 25] With the U’s now firmly into one of their little ‘slumps’ (one win in the last 6) we’ve come to expect these days and our hopes of silverware now whittled down to just the Surrey Cup, a […]

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Honours Even

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 821 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gonsalves 34] KINGSTONIAN – 1 [Wingfield 45] After the excitement of Tuesday’s rousing comeback, what better to bring you all back to earth but a disappointing local encounter? As per normal, K’s will be providing the oppo, but slightly earlier than normal after the Ryman […]

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He’s Not Kingston Anymore

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 762 KINGSTONIAN – 1  [Sills 43] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah 86] Typical, you wait months for your Ryman League designated ‘derby’ fixture and then 2 come along in the space of 8 days. Oooooh the excitement. In fact we’re almost whipped into a frenzy of anticipation for this return fixture […]

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