There is Popcorn in my Gravy

Langney Sports Eastbourne away must be one of those trips that, say if a militant, family friendly, football supporting, sitting down terrorist wanted to remove the historical traditional working class supporters like ourselves, he could do so quite easily with this fixture. Looking back at the previous blogs, since the resurrection, we can work out certain key events…. […]

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Chaka Demus Wang & Pliers McAndrew

Another week, another point and another performance that is just missing that little je ne sais quoi. Or some other sort of poncy French saying. We may be four games now undefeated but we are still middle of the table with a goal difference of zilch. But today it was our job to entertain those […]

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There’s a hole in my back, dear Liza, dear Liza,

Now tell me, is it wrong to dream of Bacon Noodles? Or is it wrong to stumble around Brighton at night with a skull face mask on? How about being photographed hanging outside an adult ‘Boutique’ emporium? Well that was all last week, this week is all about Langney Sports Eastbourne Borough! So where do we start […]

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More Pushin’ to the Cushin’

What a difference a week in football makes…. I write this blog in the early hours of Sunday morning listening to Ode to Joy by Tchaikovsky and watching old news reports of a little game in 1990 between Bournemouth and Leeds. And I feel reinvigorated to continue… Well I have to be honest the day did begin […]

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England’s Number one! – One from the Archives

This is actually becoming quite depressing. To be honest, when I set this up again, the idea was for Juan and Dukey to be the ones entertaining you all with a new generation of idiocy whilst I sat back, chipped in with the odd bit of filler and made sure they didn’t break the internet. […]

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Big Bad Dom (Mk 2)! – One from the Archives

Well, that completes the set. We’ve been off for rain, freezing temperatures and now snow. No doubt fire, brimstone and a plague of locusts are next up.  So, with a match postponed we all know what that means. Archive report time! To be honest, I wasn’t sure what to go for today. I was lacking […]

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