A Pocahontas In The Eye

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 543 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Ekoku 10] GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 4  [Stadhart 6.p20.73. Barnett 83] If you’ve read Bob’s fine report form our Tuesday night tanking at Canvey, you’ll notice he brought up the subject of ‘deja Vu’. You know, that foreign word for “seen this crap before somewhere”? Got […]

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Six on the Island

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 331 CANVEY ISLAND – 6  [Vaughan 22.46. Gregory 48. Tilson 53. Duffy 78. Clark 90] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Williams 48. Whitmarsh 55] Match Reporter: Bob Who went to Morcambe last season and came back thinking “How the fuck did we lose that 6-2?” when we nearly had them in the […]

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Battered By The Beavers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 550 HAMPTON & RICHMOND – 3  [Barnsby 28. Williams 70.89] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [OG 23] Just a little excerpt regarding Hampton from my report for the earlier meeting at GGL between the two sides “…but they’re expected to be in the bottom half again this season and to let teams […]

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A Brief Flash Of Optimism…Oh

RYMAN FULL MEMBERS CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 110 UXBRIDGE – 2  [Tunnel 5. Clarke 79] SUTTON UNITED – 0   Silly me. Got carried away there for a moment. We go and sign a good solid striker in Rob Haworth to partner Whitmarsh up front and I’m off thinking we can actually start winning games […]

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Well, We’re Still In It!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 1st ROUND Att: 206 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Whitmarsh 14] DULWICH HAMLET – 0 Any port in a storm eh? Well, after what seemed like months without a game, the U’s returned to action at home to Dulwich in the first round of the Surrey Cup. A match that was really just […]

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Another Small Hitch-in

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 520 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1  [Parker 56] Sorry folks, but this weeks report will be a tadge sketchy as I was only present for the second half. I had a funeral to attend in Manchester and as we came off the M25 onto the A217 […]

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The Good, The Bad & The So So

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 781 FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 2 [Piper 24.71] SUTTON – 1  [Boothe 24] Well, here we are. Another New Year with just loads of fun packed Ryman Premier action to keep us amused til May. I don’t think! We were saying before Crimbo that the fixtures in January would make or break […]

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Merry Christmas. Just About!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1064 BOBBINS – 0       SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Thompson 30] Well, here it is. The big one. The game that muggins here always seems to have to travel approx 200 miles to witness, only to usually see an pretty crap game of ‘football’. Was this year to be […]

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Title Contenders? Who Said That?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2  [Lee. Parker] Match reporter: Chalmers The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap. The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching […]

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Dull, Negative & A Hint Of Boredom

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 477 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1  [Gorman 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0   Oh goody. Just what you need after 4 weeks without a footy fix. A trip to bloody Basingstoke. Now the place itself is pretty much as described in all the jokes you’ve heard (Librarians etc) and it’s got virtually […]

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