The Great Hospital Break Out

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 367 HITCHIN TOWN – 2     [Bridge 42. Hutton 74] SUTTON UNITED – 4    [Bailey 41p.80p. Fowler 45. Jinadu 51] Back in October, we reached easily the lowest point of our season, going down 3-0 at home to an unspectacular but hard working Hitchin side. The next game was […]

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Canary Caning

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 499 SUTTON UNITED – 0 HITCHIN TOWN – 3   [Dillon 19. Parker 35. Williams 89] Wank, shit, pony, crap, bollocks, arse, cack, rubbish, toilet, piss-poor, shambles, joke, disgrace, kharzi, pants, shite, nonsense, toss, mickey mouse. I couldn’t quite decide which term to use to describe today’s debacle against Hitchin, so […]

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Budgie Bashing

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 487 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Bolt 21.42. Honey 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1  [Drew 7] The U’s performance at Hitchin about a month ago was a big disappointment, as it could be described as our first truly arse 90 minutes of what has so far been an encouraging season. Of course, […]

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Bloody Budgies

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 445 HITCHIN TOWN – 2   [Fontenelle 36. Ayres 48] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, Hitchin. The place where our season began last year. With our first win some 12 games in, towards the end of September. Thankfully, this season has started a tad more pleasingly with the U’s suffering only […]

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Double or Nothing

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 531 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 40. Akuamouah p62] HITCHIN TOWN – 4  [Nolan 14.28. Bremmam 34. Drew 85] Back in September, at the 11th attempt, Sutton finally won their first league match of the season at the expense of Hitchin. So with the U’s now unbeaten in the league since […]

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Step Back In Amazement!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 352 HITCHIN TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Arkwright 28. Akuamouah 76] Sigh. When are we going to get a win?? How much longer do we have to wait for three sodding points?? It’s depressing, I can tell you……. Hang on a mo. We DID win!!! We actually bloody played […]

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Wake Me Up When We Win One…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 520 HITCHIN TOWN – 3  [Nolan 50.86. Parker 78] SUTTON UNITED – 0   Remember what I wrote after Tuesdays game?? Where I requested that our currently under-performing heroes start actually playing for the full 90 minutes and not 45?? Well, it looks like they weren’t paying the slightest bit of attention. […]

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Another Small Hitch-in

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 520 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt 84] HITCHIN TOWN – 1  [Parker 56] Sorry folks, but this weeks report will be a tadge sketchy as I was only present for the second half. I had a funeral to attend in Manchester and as we came off the M25 onto the A217 […]

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