The Smell Of Embrocation

“My wife said she fancied a romantic summer evening down by the Thames.”  “Hampton Court?” “You’re not kidding, I could barely whip it out quick enough.” My favourite comedian of all time is music hall legend Max Miller – the Cheeky Chappie – banned for life from the BBC for his famous Blue Book of […]

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Beavering Away On Boxing Day…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 585 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BORO – 2    [Godfrey p9. Hodges 45] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Haverson 4. Wright 73] With Saturday’s vicious mugging at GGL reported and the local constabulary collaborating with colleagues in Essex to track down the 11 blokes in blue shirts responsible, we fortunately get to head […]

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Beaver Bar

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 291 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 2  [DeLuca 67.78] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Timothy 68] The U’s continuing association with mediocre football continued unchecked at Hampton’s  Beveree ground on saturday with another very very toothless display. Foolishly, despite the disgrace of a performance at Hendon last week, Bob & I opted […]

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Battered By The Beavers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 550 HAMPTON & RICHMOND – 3  [Barnsby 28. Williams 70.89] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [OG 23] Just a little excerpt regarding Hampton from my report for the earlier meeting at GGL between the two sides “…but they’re expected to be in the bottom half again this season and to let teams […]

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