An Early Substitute

With the late change in first PSF from meeting a Brentford XI down at Farnborough, to a heading out to the arse end of the Metropolitan line and a visit to an old Isthmian League stomping ground in Chesham catching a lot of the idiots on the hop, there was due to be no entry […]

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Next Please!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 212 CHESHAM UNITED –  2   [Douglas 5. Fewings 86] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The problem with being so generous and giving away lavish gifts is that every Boreham, Chesham & Heybridge you meet expects the same treatment. They all want those points we’re handing out left right and centre. And […]

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Chesham’s Matt Finish

BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND REPLAY Att: 71 CHESHAM UNITED – 2 [Matata 46. Fontonelle 109] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Fowler 55. Corbett 108. Gray 112] Match Reporter: Bob After the ‘burgled’ and ‘bungled’ first attempt to play this fixture and with the hierarchy’s gutless decision to do anything about it, the result is another long […]

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We Wuz Robbed. Literally!

BRYCO CUP 2nd ROUND Att: N/A CHESHAM UNITED – 2 [Kandol 35.37] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Abandoned @ HT due to Dressing Room Break In! Just how do you describe this one? A relatively mundane Bryco cup tie turned out to be anything but mundane last night at Chesham, with the match abandoned during […]

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Textbook Bog Break Assist

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 484 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Fowler 68.81. Bolt p45] CHESHAM UNITED – 2  [Dogbe 32. Hunterp44] With Saturday’s defeat at Billericay signalling one of the U’s least effective performances of the season, there was a hope that the lads would bounce back in similar fashion to the loss at Bedford, […]

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Not An Asian Student

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 271 CHESHAM UNITED – 2  [Andrews 14.50] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s slipped too their third straight defeat yesterday with another lacklustre performance this weekend. It also meant they’ve now gone around 315 minutes since last registering a goal. The only plus point was the appearance of some more of […]

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Learning Portugese…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 532 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CHESHAM UNITED – 1  [Andrews 48] Well this is getting really boring. Boring writing the same stuff week in week out after another poor performance from a Sutton side we honestly expect just a little bit better from. To be perfectly honest, I’m running out of […]

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Naughty Hand Signals Can Get You Sent Off

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 306 CHESHAM UNITED – 0      SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Haworth 50. Whitmarsh 60. Gray 90] Bob and I headed into the picturesque Chess Valley for the U’s penultimate away game against Chesham. Not exactly brimming with confidence after the quite quite horrendous abortion that passed for a ‘performance’ on […]

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Where Is Everybody?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 387 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bolt 64. p69] CHESHAM UNITED – 3 [Renner 47. Browne 67. Statham p86] And so our miserable run continues. And another home defeat. Although it has to be said, at least we gave it a bloody go in this one. I have to say, we weren’t […]

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RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION  |  Att : 494 Chesham United – 0    Sutton United – 3  [Mark Watson [19] [75], Akrour [87] A good away win? AND a clean sheet? Somebody wake me up, I think I’m dreaming! I have to admit I wasn’t too confident of a getting a result, as Chesham isn’t one of […]

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