Nine Down…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Murray 20] ENFIELD – 1  [Georgiou 55] Aw c’mon now lads, this shit just isn’t funny anymore. I know you’ve got to have a sense of humour to follow a Non-League club, but this is fucking ridiculous. Now 9 games into the season, we’re STILL looking […]

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It’s Essex Time…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3  [Abraham 24. Fiddes 29. Cooper 43] SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Haworth 37. Palmer 66. Murray 74] Let me tell you, a trip to Grays is not one of the favoured awaydays of the Sutton faithful. No offence and all that, but as I’ve said before, it’s […]

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Three into Twenty One

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 553 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Boothe p57] ST ALBANS CITY – 1  [Nabil 7] And so it continues. Sutton’s incredibly crap start to the season is now firmly on track. Seven games played, no wins. Only 3 points won out of an available 21. Bag of shite. The terrible record could […]

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More Harrowing Stuff

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Mison 22] HARROW BOROUGH – 1  [Hurlock p29] The U’s painful start to the season continued at GGL last night, with Harrow being the latest side to take at least a point from Sutton by employing the cunning tactic of just simply turning up. Those devious […]

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Could Be Worse…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 627 BILLERICAY TOWN – 2  [Opara 44. Moore 76] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Haworth 89] Engaged in a pre-season conversation with a supporter of another fine Ryman Premier division team, I was asked the obvious question “How d’you reckon the U’s will do this year?”. “Well” I answered honestly “after last […]

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Learning Portugese…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 532 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CHESHAM UNITED – 1  [Andrews 48] Well this is getting really boring. Boring writing the same stuff week in week out after another poor performance from a Sutton side we honestly expect just a little bit better from. To be perfectly honest, I’m running out of […]

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The Point Is…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 483 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Mison 65. Fowler 77] BOREHAM WOOD – 2  [Meah 20. Dixon 45] Ah, the first home game of the season. An expectant crowd looking for a good first perfomance to ge the season really under way. A cup of tea and a sausage roll from Rose’s […]

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Bullet to the Brain(tree)

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 390 BRAINTREE TOWN – 3  [Gutzmore 19.68. Simpson 49] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Cheers lads. No, really. Having experienced one of the most appalling runs of form by a Sutton side last season, we thought this year might be a bit different. The pre-season program indicated we’d signed a half decent […]

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Locked Out

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Akuamouah] HAYES – 2  [Couple of blokes] Played @ Merland Rise, Banstead Sutton rounded off their pre-season program with a disappointing defeat against Conference side Hayes in the unfamiliar surroundings of Banstead’s Merland Rise ground today. The U’s side was again what we pretty much expect to […]

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A Blue Day

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Palmer] CHELSEA XI – 2  [Cole. Alexidze] Don’t you just bloody hate that?? Just as you’re halfway through trying to write up an entertaining (for a friendly anyway!) match report and Mr Gates finest piece of Word Processing software goes tits up and loses the fucking lot. […]

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