3-0 & You Fucked It Up!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 223 HAYES & YEADING UNITED – 3  [Scott 6. p25. Knight 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Greene 52. Dundas 73. Haverson 90] You know, I love last minute equalisers. I really do. Probably maybe even just that little bit more than last minute winners. Yes yes, I know you generally get […]

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Two For The Price Of One…

CONFERENCE SOUTH ATTENDANCE : 370 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [McBean 59] HAYES & YEADING UNITED – 2     [Collins 75. Hendry p86] After Saturdays limp performance in some far flung European outpost  called Wales, which was so poor it literally made Mrs C sick (no really! It had nothing to do with the […]

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Good Ol’ Fashioned 1-0 Hammering

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Quinton 22] HAYES – 0 It’s saturday. And you know what that means. Taz has to go out and buy a new fucking iron, thats what! ‘Cos he broke his old one when he knocked it off the ironing board on Wednesday. Stupid clumsy twat. And I […]

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Wakey Wakey!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 502 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray 69. Corbett 76] HAYES – 4    [Dyer 37.51.67. Dean 89] With our recent run of injuries depleting an already thin squad, everyone at the club was pretty relieved to get 10 days off after the Surrey Cup win over Woking to rest and recuperate. […]

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Club v Country

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 213 HAYES – 1    [Scott 87.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 A few weeks before this particular fixture, Chalmers asked me if I was interested in trying to get tickets for the England v Wales World Cup Qualifying clash at Old Trafford. I agreed in principle and checked our fixtures to see […]

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Men On A Mission(er)…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 368 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [Folwer 7.21. Bailey 9. Boosey 74] HAYES – 1    [Holsgrove 69p] Since the 2 sides met on the opening day of the season, Hayes & Sutton’s fortunes have varied quite a bit. And not quite how we’d have liked! From that first game, we […]

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Tale Of Two Keepers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 393 HAYES -0  SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ahhhh. It’s good to be back! Well, after what was a somewhat strange summer (it was sunny & we didn’t lose a single friendly!) it’s back to the cut and thrust of the Ryman Premier Division and what better to get the excitement going […]

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Hanlan Hits 50!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 393 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hanlan 43.65] HAYES – 1  [OG 51] No, we don’t mean his bloody age! He’s not that old. Although it does seem like it. We’re talking about his goal tally in a U’s shirt, you silly. The usual suspects assemble in the Hood for our […]

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Last Gasp

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 394 HAYES – 2  [Warner 9. Hodges 24] SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bailey 68. Folwer 90] Following on from tuesday’s FA Cup exit, todays trip to in form Hayes would be a toughie. Unbeaten in their last 5 matches, including a 3-0 thumping of early title challengers, St Albans told us […]

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