Shame Shit, Different Cup

FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 204 UXBRIDGE – 2   [Nicholls 37. Swaysland 54] SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Elliot 22. Castledine 90] Now, I’m all for maintaining traditions and that, but this is getting ridiculous. Yet again, we’ve faced lower ranked oppo in an FA Competition and failed miserably to make our […]

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Slide Halted……Just

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 581 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [OG 85] NEWPORT COUNTY – 1  [Belle 55] I bloody hate missing games. Especially for little or no reason. And that’s what I faced last week. Missing out because you’re utterly skint is one thing. Missing out because your flat has no heating, is freezing fucking […]

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A Woman’s Perspective

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 513 EASTLEIGH – 2   [Forbes 89. 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Mrs Chalmers Unfortunately, a slight cashflow problem and faulty central heating (in a secret Volcano lair, I know, embarrassing right?) at Gandermonium HQ meant I had to give our first ever visit to Eastleigh a miss. This […]

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Less Said The Better

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 628 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gonsalves 87] LEWES – 5   [Sigere 1. 8. 17. 53. Kennet 40] Look, it’s no use trying to rub some imaginary sleep from your eyes like it was some sort of bad dream or horrible nightmare. I know, ‘cos I’ve tried! It really did […]

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No Drums Allowed!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 495 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Akuamouah 16. Cornwall 28] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 Strange. Can anyone tell me quite why all of a sudden, after weeks of sitting about & doing fuck all on Tuesday nights, we’ve suddenly out of the blue been given a midweek game? Admittedly, it’s been […]

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Yabba Dabba Do!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 640 SUTTON UNITED – 4   [Quinton 6. 24. Akuamouah 53. Cornwall 76] ST ALBANS CITY – 0  If you scroll back up a bit, you’ll see that after the disappointing performance down in Basingstoke, I commented “Saturday in Chippenham should be a right laugh!”. Well, it fucking wasn’t. It was […]

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When The Chips Are Down

FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 725 CHIPPENHAM TOWN – 1  [Allison  2] SUTTON UNITED – 0 When the draw was made, being paired with Chippenham received a mixed reaction from the gang. On one hand, it was a bit of a day out on the train, to somewhere we’d never visited before and […]

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Crap Tasting Fags

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 213 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 2   [Ray 25. 56] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Let’s be honest, away to Basingstoke is never the first match we look for when the fixtures are released.  It’s not quite a ‘Heybridge’ in that it’s in the middle of nowhere and they kick the shit out […]

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Mind That Banana Skin

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 420 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Cornwall 20. Castledine 56] MALDON TOWN – 0 Ah! It’s that time of year again. The start of our annual FA Cup adventure. And, on a couple of occasions in recent years, the end of our FA Cup adventure as well. Our […]

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