Magpie Malarkey – One from the Archives

Rain, blah blah, match postponed, blah blah, wish we’d played more games SeptemberOctober time blah blah, 3G pitches aren’t the future yadda yadda, fixture pile ups bollocks bollocks. Yes ladies & gents, it’s winter time here in the United Kingdom and everywhere people in the world of Non-League football are looking to the sky and […]

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A Whole Year of Talking Bollocks!

Fuck Really? And to the tune of Pet Shop Boys 1992 hit “Go West” One year, we’re having a fit. One year, we’re still talking shit. One year, and you’ll find us near. One year, on the fuckin’ beer! Well who would’ve thought, one year ago to the day that Gandermonium was resurrected in its current form and begun […]

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Magpies Flutter Off With All 3…

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 434 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [McBean 23] DORCHESTER TOWN – 3    [Docker 6. Henry (13. 90] Another Saturday, another game. To be honest, this Blue Square malarkey ain’t much different to that old Conference South stuff really. We’re not doing very well, can’t defend for toffee and look in for another […]

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Mags Mugged

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 466 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Gray p32. Akuamouah 70. Watkins 73.] DORCHESTER TOWN – 2   [Keeler 42.46.] It’s nearly Christmas and that of course means it’s time for company christmas parties to appear on the scene. Problem is, mine was the night before this particular clash and inevitably involved somewhat large […]

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