Robin Friday – The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw

Many footballing superstars have graced the pitch at Sutton United down the years – far too many to mention here – but there’s one player who stepped out of the GGL tunnel as a kid back in May 1972 who really should have gone on to become a household name. A lad by the name […]

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Undercover, with a Carrier Bag full of Stripe

Bollocks, I knew I should have volunteered to do the Oxford game – a feisty Monday night encounter against a top side where we showed our mettle and should have really come away with all the points. A clear sign that we were pushing on – or maybe not? Like so many wannabes at this […]

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Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

Hello punters, me again. Today’s nonsense was supposed to be brought to you by our resident king of Ska Punk, Totts. Unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances, mainly me being a dickhead and forgetting to tell him he was on duty, you’re stuck with my bright & breezy manner for the second game running. And given […]

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Parental advisory required: This post lacks alcohol….

Good evening religious readers of Gandermonium. For those hardcore readers, you will have no doubt noticed that our Editor in Chief gave you a fine write up of the thrashing of Carshalton some ten years ago. The thrashing even spawned a t-shirt! It’s not often that will happen in history I can tell you. So […]

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Keep the Faith….all you gotta do is keep the faith!

Don’t worry yourselves too much, I’m not going to include a Bon Jovi You tube link in this weeks right up, so don’t worry, normal service is resumed! It was just the best title I could think of following today’s game…. So as I sit here on a Saturday evening looking for inspiration following an […]

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3-0 & you fucked it up! – One From the Archives

Evening all. Yeah, me again. Once more Maidenhead’s pitch has failed us (is that the third or fourth time now? I’ve lost count) and tonights BSS match went the same way quite a few have over the last couple of months, so that means you’re stuck with Taz gathering you all around his big virtual, […]

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