Well well Ladies & Gents….. A double header from Juan! Yes readers of Gandermonium Juan is back to cover our next home fixture V.s Billericay! Now being that neither myself or Duke are massive fans of Essex, or for that matter Essex sides we flipped this one on the turn of the coin…and well I […]
Year: 2013
We’ve got Wood! Well, Borehamwood
Well then ladies, gents and readers of Gandermonium. Where do I begin with this one? Firstly, are you sitting comfortably? So, following on from our eventful day of both drinking and football down in Dover on Saturday. I checked my bank balance this morning, and well I hat e to say it, but it’s true what […]
Tor!
Welcome to the second Gandermonium Literary review. Yes, it’s once again time to suspend your disbelief that the idiots involved with this can actually read and don’t just partake in books with lots of pictures in them, usually to be used in conjunction with some sort of colouring implements. This was one of the books […]
Ben Dover Productions Presents…
Good evening sports fans! Well it finally had to happen and it did. I actually went back to work (well for the one day anyway!). And in order to recover from that trauma, I of course needed some more time off, so of course a quiet trip to Dover was in order to get some seaside air […]
You’re Having a Mare Ref!
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. And another frustrating night down the Lane ends in defeat. Well this is it my last week off from work, in fact I go back on Friday when most of you will no doubt be off. And trust me, since I have been off, I haven’t […]
Here to stay…. – One from the Archives
Afternoon all. Bet you didn’t think you’d be reading another one of these for a while eh? And if you did, then you’re a bit daft. We live in Britain you see. And shit weather is the one thing we do really well, so it shouldn’t be a shock that today’s clash with Salisbury was […]
The Future’s Bright…The Future’s…Doswell…
Well, ladies and gents, after the recent upset caused by some fans on the Amber planet forum following Saturdays game Vs Farnborough, and United’s impressive win on Tuesday night at Billericay (See Duke’s impressive update on Gandermonium here ) An important announcement was made by the Gaffer in the post match Managers Column. Along the […]
‘Ricay!!!!!!!!
Ah, the third poxy trip to Essex! And for once we take away the three valuable points back with us to Sutton. I don’t how it has happened but once again it appears that I will have to cover our trip to Essex, not that I mind, after all I am on for a perfect […]
When the machine breaks down…we break down!
Well, well, well…… Where to start with this one! If I’m completely honest I’m finding it a big struggle to put fingers to the keyboard to type this one up! Mainly for two reasons, firstly the game yesterday. Wow it was BAD on a big scale! The other reason, I’ve got a bit of the […]
Madness, Madness, They call it Madness
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement. That’s me and the other 359 souls that braved the game tonight. I really don’t know what to write…. And to think, what a crackin’ night it was on Saturday, with other members of the gang like the Viscount, Windy and Chalmers we all meet after the train ride home […]