Dear Juan, please can you fix it for me…. (Pt 1)

Well, with the football season closing it’s doors for a couple of months. What will we do….. to…..pass…..the…..time? Tick tock,tick tock, tick tock. Well I’m not really sure, but seeing as you’ve asked, I guess it would be rude and impolite of me, not to fill you in. And would you believe an email, yes […]

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A little bit of History Repeated

After reading the Editor in Chief’s write up on the Bath away game and after having to refer to the Dictionary and Thesaurus to look up the meaning of some of the flashy words that he used throughout his epic in length update, I thought to myself “How on this Earth am I supposed to […]

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Bye Bye to the Ryman League! – One from the Archives

I’m bored. And you probably are too. So let’s have a little end of season action from the archives to help pass the time with a cup of tea eh?  This report harks back to more innocent times. Back when we thought that finishing top 13 in the Ryman and qualifying for the new Conference […]

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Hey you, don’t watch that! Watch this!

I dunno, you just can’t get the staff these days! Having begged and pleaded and generally pestered me to bring this thing back, Juan & Dukey have I think found themselves a little surprised at the sort of time & effort you have to put in scribbling crap about even a Non-League club such as […]

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F*ck Off! We’re the The People’s Front of Judea!

Oh Hank Marvin, is wonderful, Oh Hank Marvin is wonderful! At last. I do not have to another blog on this poxy laptop! In fact I wasn’t meant to do another home blog altogether but because someone (No Names!, No Names!) failed in doing the lightest bit of manual grafting and could therefore not turn […]

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The ‘Church Cometh

It’s OK Ladies and Gents I’m not talking about Sunday School, I’m talking about our latest home fixture vs Hornchurch. Of course, we at Gandermonium are spiritual sorts and do however practise at least a couple of religions…..mostly Football and Beer, and well, when one stops, the other takes over. I guess we could be […]

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Ding Dong!

Well good afternoon my fellow brothers (and sisters!) and welcome to another excerpt of the Gandermonium boys watching the final run in of the 2012/13 season. Today’s opposition were the currently homeless Hayes & Yeading who came down the lane needing a couple more points to keep them in the division for another year. And […]

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Did you just ask for a Hooch?

Good evening boys and girls and welcome at another edition of Duke’s tired and emotional recollection of today’s trip, the penultimate away game of this season taking us across Hampshire and into the opulent surrounds of Farnborough. Many thanks for Juan for doing the SSC blog on Thursday and giving me the opportunity to just sit back […]

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Fake Twitter Account

Well after a no show from yours truly on Tuesday night for the Maidenhead game, the reins of Gandermonium were naturally handed over to me to deal with tonight’s write up for the Surrey Senior Cup Fixture against AFC Wimbledon. So with a quick few text messages sent, Duke answered my SOS call and provided […]

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Where was Timmy’s Mallet?

We’ve been here before…..This place seems familiar…..And I’m not even under the influence once again…. Evening fellow comrades, and welcome to another sobering affair from the Duke. Who’s turn it is to cover another night in Berkshire, Maidenhead were the opposition tonight, and not unlike other visits to York Road (minus the league cup game there a […]

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