What’s the Story, Tobermory?

Never been a fan of the Wombles, and truth be told never likely to be. Snouty-nosed fuckers scabbing off the jobs of street cleaners and bin-men.  Getting themselves all busy in shit that doesn’t concern them. You can keep em mate. So, let me cast my mind back one last time to Plough Lane in […]

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Lectica Colligendis Rodentia

Hello everyone and welcome to 2017. The year everyone is hoping will be better than the Brexit tainted, Trump electing, famous person killing 12 months that preceeded it. Well, all except us here at HQ that is. Why? Well, because as far as we’re concerned, 2016 was a bloody cracker. Naturally, to understand this slightly […]

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The Wombles come to Gander Green Lane….

Well after a no show from yours truly on Tuesday night for the Maidenhead game, the reigns of Gandermonium were handed over to me to deal with tonight’s write up for the Surrey Senior Cup Fixture against AFC Wimbledon. So with a quick few text messages sent, Duke answered my SOS call and provided taxi […]

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Underground, Overground, We’re Crap Everywhere…

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL Att: 2069 SUTTON UNITED – 0    AFC WIMBLEDON – 1    [Howard 48.] My god. Can it possibly get any more depressing watching games at GGL this season?  Just when we thought that Weston was the zenith of shitness as far as the 2004/2005 season went, the team go and […]

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Revenge For ’63! Sort Of…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1504 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Collins 70] AFC WIMBLEDON – 0 Bollocks it’s hot. But then again, you’d probably noticed that yourselves eh? Got windows in your house no doubt. And you watch the newsweather and stuff. So quite how 2 teams were expected to put on a football match today […]

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