Fake Twitter Account

Well after a no show from yours truly on Tuesday night for the Maidenhead game, the reins of Gandermonium were naturally handed over to me to deal with tonight’s write up for the Surrey Senior Cup Fixture against AFC Wimbledon. So with a quick few text messages sent, Duke answered my SOS call and provided […]

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Molesey Shoals

Another game. Another night of excitement in the Surrey Senior Cup. And as I am the only one with the natural animal magnetism and sheer passion for the county’s top knock out competition it was down to me to do tonight’s blog. And what a comfortable first week off it has been. I’ve seen my bank […]

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Baby its Cold Outside

Where to start Munts…. Well after a piss poor weekend that ended with my television deciding to give up and die on me plus the ever looming finishing date for my coursework (still not completed!), I was safe in the knowledge that the trusty old Surrey Senior Cup 3rd Round was upon us. And as the eternal optimist […]

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Make like a Tree and ‘Leafe!

So our first home game on a Tuesday night since Gandermonium was risen from the ashes and it had to be my turn! Lucky then, that it’s the first match in what some (me) call “the greatest show on Earth” and a cup that has remained important to me since the days after the last […]

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When Scotty went up – One from the archives

With tonight’s opening salvo in the County Cup once more postponed, thanks to a wintry drop in temperatures this time, we here at Gandermonium are once more left without content to entertain you, our dear readers with. So, having consoled a distraught Dukey with a keg of cider and persuaded him to put away his […]

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Anne Frank’s Diary

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 279 WOKING – 3   [Sole 13. Morgan 56. Norville 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Johnson 39] I’ll be honest with you dear reader, the match reports have been a real pain in the arse this season. What with the dreadful stuff served up on the pitch most […]

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Sleeping Or Laughing?

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 149 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [R.Hughes p103. Ottaway 114. 119] METROPOLITAN POLICE – 0 After Extra-Time It’s another brief break from the horrors of Conference South life tonight, as the excitement and fervour of the Surrey Senior Cup returns to enlighten our lives. Oh who am I kidding? […]

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Vale Of Plenty

SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND ATTENDANCE : Not Many RAYNES PARK VALE – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5    [Greene p4.46. McBean 75. Dundas 83. Opara 90] Now, I’ve written some fast reports before. And by fast, I mean the velocity at which I was moving when I was tapping away, not the speed with […]

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Underground, Overground, We’re Crap Everywhere…

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL | Att: 2069 SUTTON UNITED – 0    AFC WIMBLEDON – 1    [Howard 48.] My god. Can it possibly get any more depressing watching games at GGL this season?  Just when we thought that Weston was just about the zenith of shitness as far as the 2004/2005 season went, the team […]

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Stale Egg Sarnies

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 78 EGHAM TOWN – 1    [Torson 71.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gonsalves 9. Watkins 60.] With the postponements of last week, we’ve been left gagging for a bit of footy. Thankfully the super result at Lewes on the saturday has gone some way to filling the gap. […]

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