Foggy Farnham Frashing

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 167 SUTTON UNITED – 5   [Nurse 24. Fowler 26. Honey 45. Gray 47. Gonsalves 65] FARNHAM TOWN – 0 Tonights’s SSC tie with Farnham was always expected to be a bit of a cruise with the oppo currently lying near the foot of the Combined Counties League. A […]

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When Scotty Went Up…

SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL    Att: 775 KINGSTONIAN – 1 [Steele 90]   SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Palmer 25. Watson 46] “….to lift the Surrey Cup, we were there, we were there!” The U’s rounded off a largely enjoyable campaign with a very overdue and rather satisfying win over our old friends Kingstonian at Imber Court […]

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Dulwich Dumped

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL Att: 226 DULWICH HAMLET – 1 [Coleman 81p] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 15. Bolt 38p] The U’s gave us something to look forwards to at the end of this (so far!) reasonable season by disposing of Dulwich to reach another Surrey Cup final. Where we’ll meet our ol’ buddypalchums from […]

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What Eight Grand Buys You…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5TH ROUND Att: 432 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 29. Bolt 40] BOBBINS – 0 The U’s recovered from their awful performance on Saturday and as required, got the job done against our old muckers from Coldsore Avenue, managed by our number 1 favouritest human being and saddest fattest greyest old man […]

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Swanning About…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4TH ROUND Att: 110 WALTON & HERSHAM – 1 [Edgar 46] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Fowler 28.53. Watson 32] The U’s headed to the familiar surroundings of Stompond lane last night looking to halt their recent run of 4 defeats and keep alive their hopes of some silverware this season. The good […]

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Toot Toot, Season’s Over!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att; 247 SUTTON UNITED – 0 TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED – 3 [Onochie 7. Webb 87. Kane 90] And lo, for the 3rd frigging season running, the U’s nosedive out of the Surrey Senior cup to a team from a division below us. Thus killing stone dead any further interest […]

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Go West(field)…

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 161 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 40. Akuamouah 79] WESTFIELD – 0 After 2 weeks of inaction (and boredom!) the U’s returned to action against Combined Counties side Westfield in the Surrey Senior Cup and with our last performance being that freaky 7-1 gubbing by Grays in the League […]

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When Does Next Season Start??

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 180 WHYTELEAFE – 2  [Unknown 55.78] SUTTON UNITED – 0   Before I get to the report, I’d just like to point out to certain people that it’s getting really fucking tedious writing about the same shit game after game. When are you tossers going to give me something […]

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Well, We’re Still In It!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 1st ROUND Att: 206 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Whitmarsh 14] DULWICH HAMLET – 0 Any port in a storm eh? Well, after what seemed like months without a game, the U’s returned to action at home to Dulwich in the first round of the Surrey Cup. A match that was really just […]

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