Sleeping Or Laughing?

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 149 SUTTON UNITED – 3   [R.Hughes p103. Ottaway 114. 119] METROPOLITAN POLICE – 0 After Extra-Time It’s another brief break from the horrors of Conference South life tonight, as the excitement and fervour of the Surrey Senior Cup returns to enlighten our lives. Oh who am I kidding? […]

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Vale Of Plenty

SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND ATTENDANCE : Not Many RAYNES PARK VALE – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5    [Greene p4.46. McBean 75. Dundas 83. Opara 90] Now, I’ve written some fast reports before. And by fast, I mean the velocity at which I was moving when I was tapping away, not the speed with […]

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Underground, Overground, We’re Crap Everywhere…

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL | Att: 2069 SUTTON UNITED – 0    AFC WIMBLEDON – 1    [Howard 48.] My god. Can it possibly get any more depressing watching games at GGL this season?  Just when we thought that Weston was just about the zenith of shitness as far as the 2004/2005 season went, the team […]

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Stale Egg Sarnies

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 78 EGHAM TOWN – 1    [Torson 71.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gonsalves 9. Watkins 60.] With the postponements of last week, we’ve been left gagging for a bit of footy. Thankfully the super result at Lewes on the saturday has gone some way to filling the gap. […]

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That’s For Last April!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 182 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Vansittart 23. Brake 83.] WOKING – 1    [Loius 89.] Having suffered the recent miserable run at home, culminating in saturdays gubbing at the hands of Grays, we expected the outcome of tonights clash with Woking to be little different. Especially with players […]

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Can They Kick It? You Bet!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 100 FARNHAM TOWN – 1    [Hodgson 56.] SUTTON UNITED – 3    [Vansittart 3. Gray p72. Watkins 76.] The U’s stepped away from League action again and headed down to deepest Surrey for this county cup match. It’s our first trip to Farnham’s Memorial Ground, although our hosts […]

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Final Woe(king)

SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL Att: 1100 WOKING – 2    [Foyweya 25. Ferguson 75] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Nurse 60] Played @ Imber Court, Met Police FC Having been seriously up for this game, it’s postponement on the Tuesday was a real downer. Then waiting 48 hours to see if the weather would hold […]

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It’s So Threesy!

SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 529 KINGSTONIAN – 1    [Browne 75] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Akuamouah 18. Bailey 27. Nurse 76] The U’s rolled into Kingsmeadow last night on the latest leg of their ‘Score 3 and bugger off’ tour (Anyone from a big mobile phone company reading?? Marketing opportunity ahoy!) and […]

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World Of Adventures

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th Round Att: 149 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Quinton 18] CHESSINGTON & HOOK UNITED – 0 You’d think that having comfortably seeing off the pesky Bobbins in the last round without hardly breaking sweat, meeting a middling CCL team in the next round would mean we’ll be breezing into the semis. […]

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Is That It?

SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 405 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Nurse 39. Boosey 59] BOBBINS – 0 Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell! Er, sort of…. Well, you’d have thought they would be after getting smashed/annihilated/destroyed/ crushed/stomped/mullered/murdered/thrashed/humiliated/torn apart/mangled/tonked/ thumped (delete as applicable!) 6-0 on their […]

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