Fuck Really? And to the tune of Pet Shop Boys 1992 hit “Go West” One year, we’re having a fit. One year, we’re still talking shit. One year, and you’ll find us near. One year, on the fuckin’ beer! Well who would’ve thought, one year ago to the day that Gandermonium was resurrected in its current form and begun […]
Year: 2013
Coggins was one thing, but Rock is summat else!
Well here we are again and another cup game to witness as we begin our adventures in the FA Trophy. Our opponents were due to be Havant & Waterlooville who were destroyed at Westleigh Park back at the end of September. Today was going to be so different from that fateful trip to the south coast. As […]
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No Tresspassing!
I sense a pattern forming here. Last day of last season and I get lumbered with doing the report away to Bath as our regulars Dukey & Juan were all ‘worn out’ from a 9 game run in April. Tonight, we’re again away to Bath and with Dukey driving (and thus being utterly sober) and […]
The Kiddy magical mystery tour
The whole Gandermonium staff were of course all present & correct in Kiddy for the cup tie yesterday, although not all of us were on the chuffer and stumbling into the pub at opening time. Newest member Totts chose to take the supporters coach up as it was cheap and allows normal saturday morning family […]
The Unlucky 13
It’s Sunday morning, and I’ve just woken up! The Mrs wakes up next to me, and tells me that I stink like death. Well I tell her, it must have been that last can of Strongbow that I consumed on the Tube back from Euston. Well where do I Start with this one? I guess […]
Juan-Juan. And where’s Juan?
This is the 0919 service from Epsom. Calling at Cheam, Sutton………. Duke’s mind begins to wander away, not taking any notice of his surroundings, trying to think how after all these years he can still consume masses of alcohol with the other members of the Firm. And with Juan once again not getting permission from […]
Red Card Roy
Right, let me tell you about me, Roy McDonough and Sutton United. Stick with this as you wouldn’t have got this review, or Totts addition to the Gandermonium roster of star writers, if it hadn’t been for being forced to haul the memory back fifteen years to try and back up an anecdote I was […]
Justice
I’m sorry what was that? I didn’t quite get it? Our support is fuckin’ what? Well I have one word for y’all…..JUSTICE!!!!! Well here we have it, the replay of our FA Cup match against ’emel ’empstead which on Saturday ended in a 3-3 draw. I suppose really that it will be fair for me to comment on […]
Euston, Euston, Euston…
So Friday evening, and the text message from the Editor In Chief was received. Get yourself to Euston for the meet, and tickets will be sorted from there! An early wake up call for myself, as I was staying at the Guvnors Gaff down in Thames Ditton. Now, the misses had mentioned that she had […]
I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic
A couple of moths back, I finally caved and bought myself one of those not-so-new fangled Kindle wotsits. Now, previously I’d grumpily said I’d never bother as I preferred books and turning real paper pages, plus I never needed to have more than 1 book on me at a time, but then I had to […]