England’s Number one! – One from the Archives

This is actually becoming quite depressing. To be honest, when I set this up again, the idea was for Juan and Dukey to be the ones entertaining you all with a new generation of idiocy whilst I sat back, chipped in with the odd bit of filler and made sure they didn’t break the internet. […]

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At last, a Melbourne Victory – Football Abroad

Snow, frozen pitch, match postponed, rehashed old shit on Gandermonium , blah blah blah. You know the drill. Still, looking on the bright side, you get to read the second of my reports about the Australian A-League from my business-come-lounging around trip back towards the arse end of 2008.  No really, that is a bright side. […]

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Not Quite A-League above – Football Abroad

We’re not bored. What gave you that idea? That we’ve done 3 updates in one day? Yeah, ok. We’re bored. Here’s a little diversification of the Gandermonium universe for you (one of a few we’re looking into). The first non-SUFC report we’ve ever done. The old site was very much Sutton orientated (unsurprisingly) and there was […]

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Big Bad Dom (Mk 2)! – One from the Archives

Well, that completes the set. We’ve been off for rain, freezing temperatures and now snow. No doubt fire, brimstone and a plague of locusts are next up.  So, with a match postponed we all know what that means. Archive report time! To be honest, I wasn’t sure what to go for today. I was lacking […]

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A Game & a Half… – One (& a bit) from the archives

So much for setting this shit up and leaving it to Juan and Dukey to talk bollocks to you all. More rain and yet another postponement which means another trudge to the Archives for Taz. Still, this one should be a bit of a treat. I realised I’d not yet touched on our disastrous Conference […]

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Same Shit, Different Xmas – One from the archives

This is getting a bit dull isn’t it? Since Gandermonium lurched back onto the scene, we’ve had several postponements, the latest denying us a decent Boxing Day gate at home to Bromley as one corner of the GGL baize resembled green blamange, with some sand on it. So rather than veg out on the sofa, poor […]

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U’s Crack Rocks… – One from the Archives

Hello again dear readers! Yeah, it’s me again. Sorry about that. Sadly, the weather has once more prevented us from having a game of football at fucking Maidenhead, so you’re stuck with some load of old rubbish that had yours truly descending to the dusty basement archives at Gandermonium HQ to find. I do hope you enjoy […]

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When Scotty went up – One from the archives

With tonight’s opening salvo in the County Cup once more postponed, thanks to a wintry drop in temperatures this time, we here at Gandermonium are once more left without content to entertain you, our dear readers with. So, having consoled a distraught Dukey with a keg of cider and persuaded him to put away his […]

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It’s Bloody Cold – One from the Archives

Having sneaked through to the next round of the FA Trophy on Tuesday with a hard fought 1-0 win at Maidenhead, I’ve been making the most of a day off trawling through the absolute mess that is the old Gandermonium archives to see exactly what we do and don’t have. Not as much as I’d […]

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Cones, Beer, Trollies & Crap Football – One from the archives

Well, this is fun. We start the site up just in time for some typically seasonal weather to leave us sat twiddling our thumbs without any football to talk cack about. The pitch inspection at Maidenhead this evening……probably. So, there’s nothing else for it. I’ll have to break out one of the myriad of old […]

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