2012/13 Season Review – Part 2

So, in Part 1 we left our season hanging in the balance, with the U’s having taken 10 games to get their first victory and staring at the wrong end of the table. Can they improve? Who am I? What time is it? Who are you? Hang on. Why are we telling you all this […]

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2012/13 Season Review – Part 1

Ok, we admit it. We (Gandermonium) weren’t exactly around for the whole of this campaign. But the idiots responsible for it certainly were and between us we’ve seen every SUFC game this season (Dukey himself saw every single one!). So we reckon we’re more than qualified to reflect on the mild frustration and ultimately finishing […]

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Bye Bye to the Ryman League! – One from the Archives

I’m bored. And you probably are too. So let’s have a little end of season action from the archives to help pass the time with a cup of tea eh?  This report harks back to more innocent times. Back when we thought that finishing top 13 in the Ryman and qualifying for the new Conference […]

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Hey you, don’t watch that! Watch this!

I dunno, you just can’t get the staff these days! Having begged and pleaded and generally pestered me to bring this thing back, Juan & Dukey have I think found themselves a little surprised at the sort of time & effort you have to put in scribbling crap about even a Non-League club such as […]

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Tor!

Welcome to the second Gandermonium Literary review. Yes, it’s once again time to suspend your disbelief that the idiots involved with this can actually read and don’t just partake in books with lots of pictures in them, usually to be used in conjunction with some sort of colouring implements. This was one of the books […]

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Here to stay…. – One from the Archives

Afternoon all. Bet you didn’t think you’d be reading another one of these for a while eh? And if you did, then you’re a bit daft. We live in Britain you see. And shit weather is the one thing we do really well, so it shouldn’t be a shock that today’s clash with Salisbury was […]

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3-0 & you fucked it up! – One From the Archives

Evening all. Yeah, me again. Once more Maidenhead’s pitch has failed us (is that the third or fourth time now? I’ve lost count) and tonights BSS match went the same way quite a few have over the last couple of months, so that means you’re stuck with Taz gathering you all around his big virtual, […]

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England’s Number one! – One from the Archives

This is actually becoming quite depressing. To be honest, when I set this up again, the idea was for Juan and Dukey to be the ones entertaining you all with a new generation of idiocy whilst I sat back, chipped in with the odd bit of filler and made sure they didn’t break the internet. […]

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At last, a Melbourne Victory – Football Abroad

Snow, frozen pitch, match postponed, rehashed old shit on Gandermonium , blah blah blah. You know the drill. Still, looking on the bright side, you get to read the second of my reports about the Australian A-League from my business-come-lounging around trip back towards the arse end of 2008.  No really, that is a bright side. […]

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