All Aboard the Hereford Express-ish

It’s half past five on Saturday morning and I’m awoken by the sound of my alarm. The nice little dream of me in a little sex sandwich with Keeley Hawes & Jane Seymour would have to wait for its conclusion another day. After a little scratch, it’s time to go downstairs and put the kettle on. […]

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Coggins was one thing, but Rock is summat else!

Well here we are again and another cup game to witness as we begin our adventures in the FA Trophy. Our opponents were due to be Havant & Waterlooville who were destroyed at Westleigh Park back at the end of September. Today was going to be so different from that fateful trip to the south coast. As […]

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I don’t feel down…..Mr Fruit Shoot !

Another sober affair…. Well seeing as this is the first time I’ve Blogged on the same night after the game, I intend to keep it short  and sweet for a number of reasons. Firstly because we got smashed 5-0 at home in a BIG game, which potentially if we had won = more money in […]

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6 large ones, Cervezas & Back to the Future 2

So it’s Sunday morning, cup of tea in hand, time to write up the FA Trophy VS Oxford City Blog. So me and Duke had previous discussions in the week as to whether this game would be called off due to the typical British climate this time of the year. However the game was on, […]

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One of Our Magpies is Missing

Yeah, a 1-0 win will do us fine. Finally, at the third time of trying, we get to play at Maidenhead and for the first time in around 12 years we make it to the second round of the FA Trophy. Thus on a cold Tuesday night at the start of December we descended on […]

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Cones, Beer, Trollies & Crap Football – One from the archives

Well, this is fun. We start the site up just in time for some typically seasonal weather to leave us sat twiddling our thumbs without any football to talk cack about. The pitch inspection at Maidenhead this evening……probably. So, there’s nothing else for it. I’ll have to break out one of the myriad of old […]

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We’re back. And it’s not got any better….

Perfect. Just perfect. We go to all the effort of putting this shit back online and the first game since we went live is fucking postponed. It’s like we’ve never been away!  Proof we’re idiots… Naturally, the postponement was made about an hour after we’d arrived in town and were into our second pint in […]

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(Forest Green) Rover & Out

FA TROPHY 1st ROUND ATTENDANCE : 303 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Alimi 7] FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 4   [Fleetwood 27. 90. Stonehouse 75. Giles 87] Having taken two attempts to dispose of Dover in the last round, we were naturally hoping for another slightly ‘easier’ tie next time out to try & see […]

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Dover & Out

FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY ATTENDANCE : 314 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Henry 57] DOVER ATHLETIC – 0 So, has anyone checked yet? Does two consecutive draws away from home amount to a run of ‘form’?? In fact, who gives a toss. When you’ve lost 9 straight previously, it bloody well does in our […]

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You Don’t Sound Canadian!

FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND |  ATTENDANCE : 721 DOVER ATHLETIC – 1   [Cloke 60]  SUTTON UNITED – 1    [McBean 30] Thanks for the nice easy draw guys. Appreciate it. Oh wait, you actually gave us a team pissing their division and on a run of 8 or 9 straight wins didn’t you? Tossers. […]

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