CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 SUTTON UNITED – 0 FISHER ATHLETIC – 2 [Batt 13. Tomlin 30] Well, this is it. After today, it should be all over. No, sadly I’m not talking about the end of the season, but rather the end of our stay in the Conference South. Yep, after today’s no doubt […]
Won’t Be Long Now….
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 471 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3 [Higgins 14. Edwards 39. Edwards 60] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Goodchild 76] Dunno about you, but I had a cracking Saturday afternoon. There I was, at home, confined to my sofa, doubled up with flu feeling shit under my duvet with a big mug of lemsip. […]
More Bad U’s
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 490 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [El-Salahi 85] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 5 [Ramsay 4. Atkin 39. 67. Armstrong 46. Ballard 67] We’re fast counting down the games now until this wretched season is over and we can just consign it to the dustbin of history and get on with the task of […]
Iron Supplement Woes
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 494 BRAINTREE TOWN – 1 [Bloke p49] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Right, With last weeks almost abject surrender and the realisation that our Conference South place is now all but lost, you can imagine an already tired and dejected support finding it hard to lift itself for fixtures such as this. […]
Anne Frank’s Diary
SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att: 279 WOKING – 3 [Sole 13. Morgan 56. Norville 88] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Johnson 39] I’ll be honest with you dear reader, the match reports have been a real pain in the arse this season. What with the dreadful stuff served up on the pitch most […]
The Lingering Odour of Peach Schnapps….
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 2 [Pearson 32. Knee 50] Right, so we had to get 3 points at Dorch on saturday & fucked it up. So I guess we even more ‘have to’ get 3 points at home against Bognor today to make up for it. […]
Harry’s Mules
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 439 DORCHESTER TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, this is it then. The biggie. A massive 6 pointer down in Dorset, that should we win, could go a long way towards us perhaps doing the previously unthinkable and maybe saving our worthless hides from the drop. Oh and there’s the […]
Blonde Cardboard Cut-Out
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 455 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 0 Strange how things come full circle eh? Back in September we went down to Eastleigh with 2 points to our name and expecting nothing other than a fucking good hiding. Somehow though, we managed to survive a utterly crap 1st half to lead at […]
Not Quite Anfield
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 485 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Dundas p42] HAVANT & WATERLOOVILLE – 3 [Taggart 9. Baptiste p20. Elphick 47] So, here we are. Middle of February, still bottom and our last Tuesday evening home game is about to be played out. Which means the season’s nearly over. Woo hoo! I can’t […]
Sutton’s Resolve Steffans?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 436 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Ball 12] THURROCK – 0 I’m tired of all this. Can we just take our total of 15 points, work out our average points gained so far (it won’t be a lot, let’s face it), apply that to the remaining dozen games or so we have […]