Red Card Roy

Right, let me tell you about me, Roy McDonough and Sutton United. Stick with this as you wouldn’t have got this review, or Totts addition to the Gandermonium roster of star writers, if it hadn’t been for being forced to haul the memory back fifteen years to try and back up an anecdote I was […]

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Justice

I’m sorry what was that? I didn’t quite get it? Our support is fuckin’ what? Well I have one word for y’all…..JUSTICE!!!!! Well here we have it, the replay of our FA Cup match against ’emel ’empstead which on Saturday ended in a 3-3 draw. I suppose really that it will be fair for me to comment on […]

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Euston, Euston, Euston…

So Friday evening, and the text message from the Editor In Chief was received. Get yourself to Euston for the meet, and tickets will be sorted from there! An early wake up call for myself, as I was staying at the Guvnors Gaff down in Thames Ditton. Now, the misses had mentioned that she had […]

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I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic

A couple of moths back, I finally caved and bought myself one of those not-so-new fangled Kindle wotsits. Now, previously I’d grumpily said I’d never bother as I preferred books and turning real paper pages, plus I never needed to have more than 1 book on me at a time, but then I had to […]

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Love Thy Neighbour. But not those c**ts!

That title was suggested to me by my new neighbour, and don’t you worry kind sir I will be around to get a cup of sugar just as soon as you move in. Well that’s another week closer to the end of the season and what has happened? Nothing! Absolute bupkis! Totally forgettable! There was […]

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Wheretoisthat? – One from the archives

So, it’s October and we’re already back to rummaging around in the basement through all our old files looking for some filler to keep you our dear readers happy following a postponement. Marvellous. Still, it could be worse, you could have been me (horrible thought I know, but bear with me) today and found out […]

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Bread & Dripping Pan

What do we do with a drunken supporter? What do we do with a drunken supporter? What do we do with a drunken supporter? Especially when he has lost his shoes! Yeah that’s right someone nearly lost their shoes on the trip back home last night. But we will deal with that later because we have the magic that […]

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There’s a hole in my back, dear Liza, dear Liza,

Now tell me, is it wrong to dream of Bacon Noodles? Or is it wrong to stumble around Brighton at night with a skull face mask on? How about being photographed hanging outside an adult ‘Boutique’ emporium? Well that was all last week, this week is all about Langney Sports Eastbourne Borough! So where do we start […]

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