They Only Need 10 Men

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE | Att: 1548 STEVENAGE BOROUGH – 1   [Pearson 86]   SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, another game, another defeat. Well, you didn’t expect anything else did you?? We certainly didn’t. With folorn hearts we met at the Friar & Firkin up in the smoke for a pre-travel pint and a bit of a […]

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Ryman Return Ever Closer

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 659 SUTTON UNITED – 0 MORCAMBE – 1  [Norman 66] Story of our season really. A poor, narrow defeat in a game where we could easily have taken something and all our relegation rivals winning. We’re really knackered now. 5 games left and we really need 5 wins. Fat chance! We’d got […]

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The Aftermath

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 460 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Hutchinson 70] SCARBOROUGH – 2   [Rennison 22, Brodie 39] Match Reporter: Chalmers Not many people were stupid enough to turn up for the aftermath of the Kingston debacle. (See, I wasn’t so bloody stupid after all! – Taz). The lowest crowd this season in the […]

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A Night Of Shame

FA TROPHY SEMI-FINAL 2nd Leg Att: 2309 Kingstonian – 6 [Luckett 12, 40, Simba 51, 64, Wingfield 70, Pitcher 85] Sutton United – 0 Fucking hell. Well, where do you start? The match report on K’s Web described this as “The most amazing 90 minutes” in their history. In that case, last night was almost […]

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Forest ‘Green’ After This One

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 604 SUTTON UNITED – 3  [Hutchinson 38, Watson 36,81] FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 2   [Bennett 27, Hunt 75] They had to go and win it didn’t they? Bastards. Just as we’d resigned ourselves to Ryman league footy next season after the shite dished up at Telford, the U’s came back to […]

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Down & Out At The Bucks Head

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 1011 TELFORD UNITED – 2   [Martindale 34p, 69] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, where do you start? At the beginning I s’pose. Sutton United all but surrendered their Nationwide Conference status at Telford’s Bucks Head ground on Saturday, turning in quite possibly one of the most toothless performances I can remember […]

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Relegation 6-Pointer No 39 In A Series of 42

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 985 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Forrester 78] WOKING – 1   [Steele 85] Blah blah blah relegation 6 pointer blah blah blah must win blah blah blah didn’t. Well you know the story by now. As the title says, we congregated at GGL for yet another game we had to win to […]

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Dealing (with) The Cards

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 2100 WOKING – 1  [Akrour 49] SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Winston (Pen)51, Watson 53] So, to our umpteenth relegation six-pointer of the season. But with a twist this time. Spoiler alert: We won this one!!  A decent performance from the U’s (at last!) got its just reward with an much needed […]

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Rushden University of Football. Third & Final Lesson

NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 2749 RUSHDEN & DIAMONDS – 4  [Butterworth 5, Burgess 39, Peters 51, Lowe 83] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, that’s more like it eh? Just 4 days after dumping ol’ Rushden out of the FA Trophy on their own patch, we return to eek out our now familiar 90 minute long 3-points-surrendering […]

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