RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 645 SUTTON UNITED – 2 Bolt (17) Salako (78) BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 I’m back!! Yep ol’ Taz has resumed match reporting duties having missed the Mighty U’s 1-1 opening day draw at Aldershot whilst shopping with the missus in Grimsby. How can you tell?? Well, the fucking report […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 2547 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1 [Protheroe 23] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Salako 76] At last! Stand in reporter, Mr Chalmers has finally delivered his report for Saturday’ game. Not bad, only the FOUR days late!!! This had better be good Paul… Apologies for the delay in getting this reports out, the […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 579 SUTTON UNITED – 0 KIDDERMINSTER HARRIERS – 3 [Barnett 10, Marsh 31, Hadley 83] Well, lets face it, are the U’s actually going to manage just ONE more goal for us long suffering fans this season or are they just gonna bale out on the season and leave us waiting […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 601 SUTTON UNITED – 0 DOVER ATHLETIC – 1 [OG 59] Let me explain. You may remember from the K’s Away report my little tirade about the official that day. Mr Joe Ross of Chingford. If I may qoute from that report to sum up my […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 805 NORTHWICH VICTORIA – 2 [Cooke 50, Owen 67] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, that’s it folks. We’re back in the Ryman. Official. Another under par performance condemned Sutton to the delights of Purfleet, Gravesend, Basingstoke, Hitchin and other wonderful places as Woking shocked champions elect Kiddy, Forest Green snatched a […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE | Att: 1548 STEVENAGE BOROUGH – 1 [Pearson 86] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, another game, another defeat. Well, you didn’t expect anything else did you?? We certainly didn’t. With folorn hearts we met at the Friar & Firkin up in the smoke for a pre-travel pint and a bit of a […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 659 SUTTON UNITED – 0 MORCAMBE – 1 [Norman 66] Story of our season really. A poor, narrow defeat in a game where we could easily have taken something and all our relegation rivals winning. We’re really knackered now. 5 games left and we really need 5 wins. Fat chance! We’d got […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 460 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Hutchinson 70] SCARBOROUGH – 2 [Rennison 22, Brodie 39] Match Reporter: Chalmers Not many people were stupid enough to turn up for the aftermath of the Kingston debacle. (See, I wasn’t so bloody stupid after all! – Taz). The lowest crowd this season in the […]
FA TROPHY SEMI-FINAL 2nd Leg Att: 2309 Kingstonian – 6 [Luckett 12, 40, Simba 51, 64, Wingfield 70, Pitcher 85] Sutton United – 0 Fucking hell. Well, where do you start? The match report on K’s Web described this as “The most amazing 90 minutes” in their history. In that case, last night was almost […]
NATIONWIDE CONFERENCE Att: 604 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Hutchinson 38, Watson 36,81] FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 2 [Bennett 27, Hunt 75] They had to go and win it didn’t they? Bastards. Just as we’d resigned ourselves to Ryman league footy next season after the shite dished up at Telford, the U’s came back to […]
