It’s An Epilogue

They say that a week in football is a long time. Well if that’s the case, then eleven weeks without any kind of football to watch feels like a bloody lifetime. Because it’s been nearly three months since we last saw a Sutton side round off a very drab final third of the season with […]

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Shaggy Calf Lane

Despite being Non-League sad sacks who follow our little club up and down the land to such awe inspiring locations as Barrow, Hartlepool and Solihull, even we need the occasional break. A chance to decompress and experience what some would call ‘normal’ life on a Saturday afternoon during the football season, like what those who […]

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Tuff Stuff Sluff

So the magic of the cup has once again graced us with her presence back down the Lane. And it’s always nice once in a while to get away from the weekly grime & grind of standard league football. But with our recent spate of somewhat iffy-like performances of late, this might not have been […]

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Well, Wasn’t That Exciting?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 526 SLOUGH TOWN – 4  [Marshall 21.37. Cross 22. Hall 85] SUTTON UNITED– 4  [Ekoku 12. Bolt p54. Whitmarsh 58.83] After returning to our less than impressive form on Tuesday and giving Enfield a bloody 3 goal start, we headed to Slough looking to try and lift ourselves again and setup […]

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Ooooh Look. A draw.

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 468 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Hodson 88] SLOUGH TOWN – 1  [Deaner 30] Yeah, our not-so-conquering heroes did it again. Another point gained when it really should have been 3. Thankfully though this performance was a big improvement on the miserable shite dished up against Hampton, Casuals Gravesend (do I need […]

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Opening Day Fiasco Avenged

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att : 585 Slough Town – 1 [Hammet 85] Sutton United – 2  [M.Watson [17] [50] Sutton finally gained revenge for that awful opening day defeat at home by a Slough side which had been put together much like a hungover Sunday outfit. Eg. At about an hour’s notice. Again though, they […]

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