Wednesday, 28 January 2015

The Consistently Inconsistent Referee

There are some people that would say that your football luck averages itself out over a season. They claim to some sort of Kismet or Fate that plays its hand over time. Well I don't give two shits about all that bollocks and things never truly even up. You just have to roll with the punches and except what is, is. That's what happened against Hemel Hempstead.

Sunday, 25 January 2015

A Pocketful of Pepper

This blog is being sponsored by the National Black Pepper Appreciation Society in conjunction with the Association of Black Pepper Consumers. Some have said that Black Pepper is a kind of addiction for me and to be honest it probably is! For some reason I ended up at the end of the night with not only a packet of Waitrose's black pepper but also a pepper mill. How did that happen?

Sunday, 18 January 2015

Just Wasn't Jamie's Day

What the fuck? We actually won a game! Get in there my son! There be dancing in the streets of Raith tonight. It goes to show how much a win can lift your spirits. Of course that totally buggered up the start of my blog and I nearly had to re-write it entirely. Taz will no doubt be chuckling in his tea, knowing that trying to get ahead would blow up in my face.

Thursday, 15 January 2015

Merstham Moatside Misery

Merry New Year reader people! Yes yes, I'm well aware it's the 14th of January. But I've been unwell you see, so this is the first opportunity that I have had to bring you the greetings of the now long departed festive season! I did think I was over the worst of my terrible illness, but then I had a huge relapse, became utterly delirious and found myself on the way to fucking Merstham for a Surrey Cup tie.

Monday, 5 January 2015

Four Blokes & Donna Rachele

Another defeat and this season isn't getting any better. I'm in no doubt that we won't go down, luckily there are worse team out there like Staines. Saying that, there goes our 100% record against the bottom teams and we now find ourselves only two points in front of Weston. But with the demise of Salisbury we are five clear of Stortford.

Saturday, 3 January 2015

My Passion is a Smokescreen, Apparently

There are far too many games in such a short space of time for me to keep up with all this shit. Yes, I know I wrote last time that Taz was going to take our 200th Blog but now you are lumbered with me. Unfortunately, he either is now apparently serving a one home match ban if you've spoken to our Firm Leader or possibly has a touch of the old two bob bits. (It's flu you fuckwit - Taz)