Sunday, 31 July 2016

Devon Loch

It's only about 4 months since Ebbsfleet were last at GGL in that massive top of the table clash last season. On that day, only a point separated the two sides in the Conference South table. Now, as we stand a week away from the new season kicking off, there's a whole league between us. Still, I'm sure they had a cracking time in Vegas.

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

The Smell Of Embrocation

"My wife said she fancied a romantic summer evening down by the Thames."  "Hampton Court?"
"You're not kidding, I could barely whip it out quick enough."

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Chinese Palm Trees

After finally decontaminating myself after going deep into enemy lines at K’s midweek, it was time for young Robbo to take the reins and return to Gandermonium blog duties!

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Special K's

Ah, Kingstonian. Who would've thought, a mere five miles separates the two grounds, but it is two clubs that, for the time being, are going in different directions. As we are about to engage in a 9th season at the top of the non-league pyramid, K's are once again trying to get out of the Isthmian and play, for the first time ever, at Conference South level.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

A Shit Akinfenwa?

Normally, the return of the football season wold be a reason to be cheerful. Sadly, if like me you're a self-made jobless twat and have had to sell that pot you were pissing in to cover the mortgage, then it really isn't that great. Especially when your 5 first aways are at new grounds and 4 of those being good piss-up potential. Then it's almost fucking depressing.

Tuesday, 12 July 2016

A Tale of Two Halfs

Every year we always say the same thing, and every year we never actually go through with it. The old "I'm not going to watch any of the pre-season," line is always banded around at this time of year. But once again we all found our way down to Gander Green Lane for the first pre-season friendly of 2016/17. It seemed liked we'd not left the place and with the Euros on down the club, we in fact hadn't!