The Hills Are Alive…

HARROW BOROUGH – 2  [OG 27. McKenna 58]  SUTTON UNITED – 4  [Watson 9.40. Gray 68. Bolt 78p] RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 110 Thank god for foreign holidays. Whilst I was away relaxing in Austria last week, the lads had 2 games which presented a decent opportunity with picking up at least 4 points & getting […]

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Roy Essen-D’OH!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 503 SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bolt 10p.83p] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 2    [Barnett 87. Essandoh 90] Match Reporter: Nick The Greek With the usual group looking depleted, no Taz (something about culture and Salt mine, more like young lady and knickers), and no Chalmers (last seen heading off to […]

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Think I Preferred Purfleet…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 431 SUTTON UNITED – 0 THURROCK – 3    [Akurang 4. Linger 36. Lee 38] Match Reporter: Gareth With everyone’s favourite webmaster (Yeah right! – Taz) away shagging in Austria for the week, I’m afraid I was volunteered to do this report and it certainly wasn’t  quite as good a match […]

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Patience Of A Saint Required…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 341 ST ALBANS CITY – 2    [Wraight 9. Tomlinson 47] SUTTON UNITED – 0 An early visit to St Albans is always welcome amongst the beerhounds. Mainly due to the large number of pubs. But certainly not because it’s a happy hunting ground for the U’s when it comes to […]

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Start Again…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 309 HENDON -0 SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Hodges 8. Gray 90] As if matters couldn’t get any worse after the awful display on Saturday & the Scummers still topping the table, the bastards picked up another spongy 3 points on the Monday to move an inconceivable 6 points clear. […]

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The No Solid Crew

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 513 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray 33. Collins 64] FORD UNITED – 3     [Perkins 38. Poole 66. Edwards 80] After the pleasing result of monday & the continuation of the unbeaten run, it was back home & a meeting with Ford United. A side we met early last […]

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Hanlan Hits ‘Em Where It Hurts

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 782 KINGSTONIAN – 1    [Beard 58] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Bailey 57. Hanlan 82] Already having battled like buggery on the park to get our points haul so far, the last thing you need this early in the season is a game that comes into the ‘local derby’ catagory. […]

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Full Time What?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 489 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Bolt 57p] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 0 After the close run thing of Tuesday night, the visit of Grays, who had become the first side in Non-League outside the Conference to declare themselves full-time, was never going to be easy. Another bloody nightmare getting into Sutton […]

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Rocks Tough To Crack

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 552 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Collins 78] BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 At long last, our old friends Bognor have returned to the Premier! And thanks to the wonders of the Ryman steam powered fixtures computer, we get to play them in August. At home. Bastards. And when do we […]

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Tale Of Two Keepers

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 393 HAYES -0  SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ahhhh. It’s good to be back! Well, after what was a somewhat strange summer (it was sunny & we didn’t lose a single friendly!) it’s back to the cut and thrust of the Ryman Premier Division and what better to get the excitement going […]

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