For Ducks Sake!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 414 SUTTON UNITED – 2   [Hanlan 18. Bailey 53] AYLESBURY UNITED – 2    [Bubb 61. Glynn 80] Despite the pony nature of the season so far for the U’s, we’ve not had too many draws. Obviously JR & the squad had also noticed this and thought they’d tot up […]

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Eagles Swoop

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 518 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Fowler 33] BEDFORD TOWN – 1    [Howarth 81] Normally, going close on 3 weeks during the season without footy would have us climbing the walls like a 5 year old who’s just had his E-number laden can of coke snatched away from him. But […]

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Manly Handshake

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 BILLERICAY TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Fowler 12] With the side performing slightly less spectacularly than a troupe of ill-trained gibbons recently, tonights trip to bottom club Billericay isn’t exactly our idea of fun. A win is desperately needed, not only to reverse our awful recent record, […]

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Canary Caning

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 499 SUTTON UNITED – 0 HITCHIN TOWN – 3   [Dillon 19. Parker 35. Williams 89] Wank, shit, pony, crap, bollocks, arse, cack, rubbish, toilet, piss-poor, shambles, joke, disgrace, kharzi, pants, shite, nonsense, toss, mickey mouse. I couldn’t quite decide which term to use to describe today’s debacle against Hitchin, so […]

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Bump Of The Midgets

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 411 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Watson 58] BRAINTREE TOWN – 2   [Mooney 36. Forrester 75] Despite saturdays defeat, fortunately the results around us went our way and we only dropped 1 spot to 15th. Otherwise we’d really have been in the shit. Not only in respect to making that […]

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‘Orrible Urchins

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 HORNCHURCH – 3    [Stirling 8. Graham 76. Johns 81] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Please note, due to the rather awful nature of this defeat, the ‘match’ part of this report will be somewhat brief. But, fear not, all the rest of the usual bollocks is all here. Tuesdays exit […]

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Paying The Penalty

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY Att: 347 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1    [Langer 80] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Collins 76] AFTER EXTRA TIME. BISHOPS STORTFORD WIN 5-3 ON PENS So, the U’s FA Cup crawl (well, it’s hardly a sodding ‘run’ is it?) struggled into Bishops Stortford yesterday evening, with us hoping to […]

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Another Year, Another Chance

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 429 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 0 Following on from the erratic report from Tuesdays trip to Maidenhead, I’m afraid this one may be also a bit on the flaky side. Unfortunately, your intrepid match reporter somehow managed to forget his little notebook & pen this afternoon. […]

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Defenders Required. Apply Within!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 221 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [Boyce 14. Gray 16] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Saturdays encounter with title favourites Canvey is swiftly followed by a Tuesday night trip to not-so-title favourites Maidenhead and the continued hunt for vital points towards that 60-odd point mark that should secure a spot in the […]

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Unsurprising Result

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 600 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CANVEY ISLAND – 1   [Duffy 26] After picking up 3 vital points at Harrow during the week, the U’s faced another tough encounter, this time with title favourites Canvey making the trip down from Essex. As if their expensively assembled side wasn’t enough to deal […]

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